Codie Christmas Carol
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Budwiser bottles all stacked in a row,
antena's and screens were hid by the lu,
paper's and pot and parahenialia
caused the fab four to laugh in hysteria.
But what to their tearing eye's did appear?
A BIG BOOK...hidden behind the mirror!
"There is hope" said Ann "Yeah right" said JT
Music wailed through the bath... per MG.
Mom starts dancing and Gabe goes along,
Smoke starts fretting and then comes the song,
MG works magic computer style
Jon pokes his head in and sings with a smile......
antena's and screens were hid by the lu,
paper's and pot and parahenialia
caused the fab four to laugh in hysteria.
But what to their tearing eye's did appear?
A BIG BOOK...hidden behind the mirror!
"There is hope" said Ann "Yeah right" said JT
Music wailed through the bath... per MG.
Mom starts dancing and Gabe goes along,
Smoke starts fretting and then comes the song,
MG works magic computer style
Jon pokes his head in and sings with a smile......
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<img src="http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/sledboy2.gif"> Ward stumbled home with the fresh cut tree.
The Beavette right behind him laughing with glee. <img src="http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/toboggan.gif">
Ward says the sleigh and the reindeer were towed. The old mama groaned "He'll be homeless, you know!"
Out of the bathroom The Lush did appear.
Oh mama, I love you, I promise, I swear. I'll pay you back Tuesday, my check will be here.
<img src="http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/mrsclaus.gif">Mrs Claus looks at the codies and lets out a gasp. Gabe hollers for help and they come in a flash.
"Now, Josie! now, Mo! now,Muf and Tilly!
On, Dev! on JT! on, Ann and Morpat!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash her away! dash her away! dash her away all!"
The Beavette right behind him laughing with glee. <img src="http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/toboggan.gif">
Ward says the sleigh and the reindeer were towed. The old mama groaned "He'll be homeless, you know!"
Out of the bathroom The Lush did appear.
Oh mama, I love you, I promise, I swear. I'll pay you back Tuesday, my check will be here.
<img src="http://www.purplelion.com/christmas/mrsclaus.gif">Mrs Claus looks at the codies and lets out a gasp. Gabe hollers for help and they come in a flash.
"Now, Josie! now, Mo! now,Muf and Tilly!
On, Dev! on JT! on, Ann and Morpat!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash her away! dash her away! dash her away all!"
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Lushy stool gasping, his jawbone unhinged,
He couldn't believe the result of his binge.
While the codies were busy with mama outside,
He thought he might possibly salvage his hide.
He made his escape down the darkened back stairs
When appeared a policeman who yelled, "Halt! Who goes there?"
He couldn't believe the result of his binge.
While the codies were busy with mama outside,
He thought he might possibly salvage his hide.
He made his escape down the darkened back stairs
When appeared a policeman who yelled, "Halt! Who goes there?"
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Now Officer Bradey was merely collecting
For the F.O.P. bash, and so was not suspecting
that Lushy would holler and stumble and slide
on his rump down the staircase... a quite bumpy ride.
Not only was Lushy's backside now all bruised,
but the wandering Policeman had him all confused.
Suffice it to say the encounter involved
23 purchased passes to the F.O.P. ball.
For the F.O.P. bash, and so was not suspecting
that Lushy would holler and stumble and slide
on his rump down the staircase... a quite bumpy ride.
Not only was Lushy's backside now all bruised,
but the wandering Policeman had him all confused.
Suffice it to say the encounter involved
23 purchased passes to the F.O.P. ball.
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Passes in hand, the close call behind him
Lushy rubbed his poor rump, black and blue from his slidin'
He turned on his heel to sneak into the night
But got more than he bargained for - Oh! What a fright!
For Gabe then appeared with rifle in hand
And her posse of codies to make their last stand!
Lushy rubbed his poor rump, black and blue from his slidin'
He turned on his heel to sneak into the night
But got more than he bargained for - Oh! What a fright!
For Gabe then appeared with rifle in hand
And her posse of codies to make their last stand!
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Not an alchie for nothin' he seized on his chance,
"Wait! Please be my guests at the F.O.P. dance!
I was thinking you codies all looked kind of blue
so come celebrate with me... all 22!"
"Wait! Please be my guests at the F.O.P. dance!
I was thinking you codies all looked kind of blue
so come celebrate with me... all 22!"
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You guys are hysterical!!!!!! We all need to take time out of our busy schedules right now for a good belly laugh--Thanks Guys!!!
Please reconsider the Christmas concert thing; you can put me down for about 25 tickets. Lord knows they would all enjoy the show!! Keep it coming guys........
Please reconsider the Christmas concert thing; you can put me down for about 25 tickets. Lord knows they would all enjoy the show!! Keep it coming guys........
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Gabe didn't waver. The Lush didn't know
it was just an air rifle. He knelt in the snow.
"Oh, can't you forgive a fun loving boy?
Will shooting me now give you all Christmas joy?"
"I'll be faithful, I promise. And sober. And true.
I'll read books to orphans... I'll buy you new SHOES!
Convey me to rehab. I promise to mend.
Just please don't blow holes in your Lushy old friend."
No codie was mellowed. They'd heard it before.
Or near it, each time they had showed Lush the door.
It's not that they bought it, but the words took their toll.
Gabe lowered the rifle "We have no control".
it was just an air rifle. He knelt in the snow.
"Oh, can't you forgive a fun loving boy?
Will shooting me now give you all Christmas joy?"
"I'll be faithful, I promise. And sober. And true.
I'll read books to orphans... I'll buy you new SHOES!
Convey me to rehab. I promise to mend.
Just please don't blow holes in your Lushy old friend."
No codie was mellowed. They'd heard it before.
Or near it, each time they had showed Lush the door.
It's not that they bought it, but the words took their toll.
Gabe lowered the rifle "We have no control".
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"So true," said the codies, all nodding their heads
"Let's turn it all over to HP instead."
For one thing they'd learned in recovery life
Was to do what they could to live life with less strife.
So Gabe shucked her rifle and put it away,
Said, "That's enough nonsense for codies today."
Lushy learned a good lesson,
Now knows better than messin'
With this crew! Hip, hip, and hooray!
"Let's turn it all over to HP instead."
For one thing they'd learned in recovery life
Was to do what they could to live life with less strife.
So Gabe shucked her rifle and put it away,
Said, "That's enough nonsense for codies today."
Lushy learned a good lesson,
Now knows better than messin'
With this crew! Hip, hip, and hooray!
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"But what of the tickets?" You're wondering now.
"That's 23 chances to dance! Holy Cow!"
The Lush was still grateful he didn't get capped.
"Codies... here's a present. Sorry it's not wrapped."
Santa Mom took the bundle, but peeled away one.
"We'd like you to join us at the F.O.P. son.
Let's Christmas together. Let's smile and have fun.
Just recall if you're naughty, that Gabe has a gun."
"That's 23 chances to dance! Holy Cow!"
The Lush was still grateful he didn't get capped.
"Codies... here's a present. Sorry it's not wrapped."
Santa Mom took the bundle, but peeled away one.
"We'd like you to join us at the F.O.P. son.
Let's Christmas together. Let's smile and have fun.
Just recall if you're naughty, that Gabe has a gun."
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Lushy knelt in the snow on that cold winter night,
Crooned, "Ladies, you're awesome, stupendous, a delight!
I'm changing my ways, just you wait, you will see,
I won't disappoint you!" he said convincingly.
The codies helped put him back onto his feet,
And brushed the snow off him (I know - ain't that sweet?)
And seeing that Lushy had now seen the light
Cried "Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!"
Crooned, "Ladies, you're awesome, stupendous, a delight!
I'm changing my ways, just you wait, you will see,
I won't disappoint you!" he said convincingly.
The codies helped put him back onto his feet,
And brushed the snow off him (I know - ain't that sweet?)
And seeing that Lushy had now seen the light
Cried "Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!"
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Ah, that was definately
worth another read. Ann, the rhyme scheme of "futon" and "Fig Newton" was classic. What a great collaberation. Just goes to show ya that Codies can step up to the plate when someone says "Next?"
Peace,
Gabe
Peace,
Gabe
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