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Old 10-09-2003, 05:39 PM
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I would have to be really mad...

...to post this right out on a forum where Dino could see it. :wife

Moonlight
A Love Poem by smoke gets in my eyes

"It's awfully quiet." Dino said.
"Recovery's a rut.
I'm needing some excitement
and I think I'll show my butt."

"I'll be a little drunky.
I'll smoke a little pot.
I won't bathe and get funky
And claim I just forgot."

"And smoke... she just looks too serene.
She must be getting bored.
To goose her I believe I'll smoke
nonstop where clothes are stored."

"And if that doesn't get her
I'll make sure she has clues
That I have spent her money
on mary j. and booze."

There never was a prouder guy
when showing his behind.
He'd gaily grin when thinking
of the ass he could supply.

"Oh let me just bend over
and drop my pants for you.
I'm sure you'll quite appreciate
the hairy scarey view."

But something different happened
when Dino's pants were down.
He smelled a something burning
and his grinner made a frown.

And then he was a jumpin',
a dancin' and afire!
"How dare you set aflame
the very ass you should admire!!!"

Now Smokey closed her Zippo
And shyly she said "GEE...
You're such a gallant derrierre
to do this all for me."

"Since you're Mister Romantic
I knew you'd think it right
That there should be more than a moon...
there should be bright moon light!"

Now Dino couldn't argue.
It really seemed to fit,
this brilliant flaming tribute.
But, it made it hard to.... sit.
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:46 PM
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Absolutely AWESOME!!!!!!!

I think we need a "post of the month". I nominate this one!!!!

Can I copy it?
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Old 10-09-2003, 05:58 PM
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Sure MissyBelle... just don't post it on any guitar-playin'-man message boards. Thanks.
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Old 10-09-2003, 06:24 PM
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You are SO bad!!!! ROTFL


Blue Moon of Kentucky keep on shining......
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Old 10-09-2003, 07:58 PM
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hahahaha, that was too good. Yay Smoke!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:43 PM
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Oh, dear smoke



you



didn't




really




do





"IT"




Did you?




OMG! How are you ever goin' make amends for that???????

Love you anyway, and I'll be praying for you as soon as I can quit
laughing.....
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Old 10-09-2003, 08:49 PM
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What light his a** on fire? Only figuratively. It's just a poetic metaphor.

But it I had.... AMENDS??? Perish the thought.
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Old 10-09-2003, 10:44 PM
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It's to late smoke,

I already called the angels in

to protect you....They're on their way....Can't call them back....

Will you fix them some hot chocolate please. It's been a long flight and I sent them express so they should be there soon.

Love from one who cares enough to send the very best.

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Old 10-10-2003, 04:06 AM
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Okay. Hot Chocolate for everybody. However there are no marshmallows because I toasted them all. I was on a roll.
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Hahahahahaha....

You are a howl!!!

I love your wit!


Humor keeps us going even through the darkest of our days sometimes...


Thanks for giving me a grin this morning!...

Hugz~

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Old 10-10-2003, 05:46 AM
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Smoke, this is too much. I wish I had your wit. You are so much fun. I wish we could all get together some day and just hang out, shop and have a blast!! Thanks for the smile.
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:07 AM
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Is this what they mean when they talk about Kentucky Moon "shine"??

Love ya Smoke. This is the best ever!!

Hugs
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:42 AM
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hey smoke-

Just got around to this post...LMAO!!!
You are too funny..you are one of those blessed with extremely witty talent.
Keep posting the poems!! I know it offers so much relief to us!

Take care- I hear aloe works wonders on these kind of things! Heh!
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Old 10-10-2003, 07:56 AM
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(((((((((((((((((SMOKE)))))))))))))))))))))

Well now we know where you get your name from!!!! LOLOLOLOL

That was reallllllll good reading ((((((((((Smoke)))))))))))))))

Love to you
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Old 10-10-2003, 08:52 AM
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hey ( (((smoke)))) !!!

LMAO-you are tooooo much !

your moon-shine friend
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Case of beer, twenty dollars.

Zippo lighter, one dollar.

Moonlight and marshmallows - priceless!

You are a riot, smoke!!!
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You all are a hoot!!!

I really love this board!! I don't think I will ever leave. And I agree with Rose - I think it would be a blast to get us all together. I'm not as talented with the wit as Smoke, but I absolutely LOVE to laugh!!

Keep it coming gang! Life is so much easier when you're having fun!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Smoke.....I'm still laughing out loud! What a riot. I needed a good laugh today.
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Smoke,

I'll see your one guitar player and raise you one rock and roll vocalist. But if you ante up a drummer on top of that I will fold.
Hugs to you pal.
Peace,
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Old 10-10-2003, 04:39 PM
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bless your heart

we all feel like that sometimes. Thanks for a good laugh.
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