I would have to be really mad...
...to post this right out on a forum where Dino could see it. :wife
Moonlight
A Love Poem by smoke gets in my eyes
"It's awfully quiet." Dino said.
"Recovery's a rut.
I'm needing some excitement
and I think I'll show my butt."
"I'll be a little drunky.
I'll smoke a little pot.
I won't bathe and get funky
And claim I just forgot."
"And smoke... she just looks too serene.
She must be getting bored.
To goose her I believe I'll smoke
nonstop where clothes are stored."
"And if that doesn't get her
I'll make sure she has clues
That I have spent her money
on mary j. and booze."
There never was a prouder guy
when showing his behind.
He'd gaily grin when thinking
of the ass he could supply.
"Oh let me just bend over
and drop my pants for you.
I'm sure you'll quite appreciate
the hairy scarey view."
But something different happened
when Dino's pants were down.
He smelled a something burning
and his grinner made a frown.
And then he was a jumpin',
a dancin' and afire!
"How dare you set aflame
the very ass you should admire!!!"
Now Smokey closed her Zippo
And shyly she said "GEE...
You're such a gallant derrierre
to do this all for me."
"Since you're Mister Romantic
I knew you'd think it right
That there should be more than a moon...
there should be bright moon light!"
Now Dino couldn't argue.
It really seemed to fit,
this brilliant flaming tribute.
But, it made it hard to.... sit.