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01-23-2009, 02:38 PM

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Fubarcdn

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I found it

I found my HP that will get me through this.

It comforts me and keeps me warm at night. It doesn't judge me when I fart around it.

It is my bed and if I don't stop drinking I will never see it again as my wife will kick my drunken butt to the curb.

I can post a picture of it if anybody wants.

Thought we needed something light around here today.

I always laugh at all my own jokes even though nobody else does.

01-23-2009, 02:40 PM

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grateful2b

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gave this canuck a chuckle!

01-23-2009, 02:49 PM

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bugsworth

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I admit it I laughed too! LOL

01-23-2009, 02:49 PM

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gneiss

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Whoa, Canada! Two Canadians on the same thread? Pretty cool.... eh?

Just teasing you, I love every second I have ever spent in Canada (plus I'm a hockey fan and since folks here ask for hockey tickets "on the 50-yard line" I feel a little happier when I see the word "Canada").

I always laugh at my own jokes. It makes it harder to notice that no one else is laughing.

01-24-2009, 01:58 AM

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windysan

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What do they call Alcoholics Anonymous in Canada?

Eh Eh

01-24-2009, 04:33 AM

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Bamboozle

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I laugh at my own jokes, too.

01-24-2009, 07:19 AM

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Fubarcdn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by windysan

What do they call Alcoholics Anonymous in Canada?

Eh Eh

Good one wind. It only works in print though because if you say it eh eh sounds like aa. If you told tjat to a yank they would say huh huh.

01-24-2009, 09:39 AM

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TryingSoHard

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fubarcdn

Good one wind. It only works in print though because if you say it eh eh sounds like aa. If you told tjat to a yank they would say huh huh.

ROFL I just found that out the hard way by telling it to my husband.

01-24-2009, 09:59 AM

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Katie09

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Thanks for the levity. Not a bad HP to have at all!

01-24-2009, 10:07 AM

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doorknob

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For the new folks...

01-24-2009, 11:10 AM

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Fubarcdn

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Good one DK.

I like how that the doorknob doesn't have a lock on it symbolic of the door is always open. What is behind door #1?

01-24-2009, 11:56 AM

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lunarise

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hehehe Thanks guys I really needed some giggles! Tried to think of a joke to share but alas....my memory fails me.....maybe later today.....what was I saying again....oh yeah thanks for the giggle!