I found my HP that will get me through this.
It comforts me and keeps me warm at night. It doesn't judge me when I fart around it.
It is my bed and if I don't stop drinking I will never see it again as my wife will kick my drunken butt to the curb.
I can post a picture of it if anybody wants.
Thought we needed something light around here today.
I always laugh at all my own jokes even though nobody else does.