Getting Drunk is Overrated
Getting Drunk is Overrated
THINK about it: what is it actually going to DO for you? NOTHING! It is going to make you feel bad and your problems worse than they already are. It is not a stress reliever. It fries your nerves. Kills brain cells. Destroys your liver and pancreas.
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I believe marketing implies this is "fun."
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Gives you beer goggles, makes you think you have a really good idea/ revelation on some obscure element of life but all the sobers are just giving you the stank eye like "wtf" lowers your inhibitions so you do stupid $hit like drive drunk out your mind, makes you selfish, makes me think i sound lile george strait when i sing when really sounding like a mule in heat. These are just a few things.
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I used to love the feeling of being drunk, and I didn't give a damn who knew it. Then, as time went by I noticed that I was the only one I knew drinking on a Monday morning, and that wasn't too cool.
This sounds like a "no way he did that" story, but I once drank one morning BEFORE A DMV DRIVER'S TEST!!!!!! I was shaking so bad that morning that I drank 3 vodka/Gatorade's and then showered, scrubbed my teeth and chewed about 4 pieces of gum, then passed the test and got my license back.
Sigh....how crazy/pathetic/dangerous is that
This sounds like a "no way he did that" story, but I once drank one morning BEFORE A DMV DRIVER'S TEST!!!!!! I was shaking so bad that morning that I drank 3 vodka/Gatorade's and then showered, scrubbed my teeth and chewed about 4 pieces of gum, then passed the test and got my license back.
Sigh....how crazy/pathetic/dangerous is that
I used to fly a lot for my old job and would drink vodka and gatorades on the El train heading out to Midway Airport. I thought nobody noticed, and I also remember thinking this was a "good idea" because the gatorade was good for hydration purposes! Elisabeth is right, this stuff is straight poison.
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I used to fly a lot for my old job and would drink vodka and gatorades on the El train heading out to Midway Airport. I thought nobody noticed, and I also remember thinking this was a "good idea" because the gatorade was good for hydration purposes! Elisabeth is right, this stuff is straight poison.
Thanks Elisabeth! Its Very highly overated now that u made me think about it. We think its "social lubricant" but what's the point if after getting to know the person for just a little bit u either pass out or don't remember the person's name...lmao;I'm so glad those days r behind me & as the Promises say I don't want to shut the door on it-even tho there times I wish I did for the sheer stupidity I did
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To this day I can't drink straight Gatorade, it reminds me too much of what I used to do.
Funny, everything you guys say about Sports drinks are true. Electrolytes yada yada but I never really bothered to try. I always figured that the caffeine in that entire pot of coffee I drank would bring me back the other way. Of course I usually would then vomit and couldn't even keep water down let alone sports drinks.
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So overrated...lol
Yesterday at a Memorial day party on the beach this drunk guy was telling me I should just have a beer to "loosen up". Poor guy. In his defense, he didn't know me, but everyone that does just started laughing...I mean howling. In the last six years I have done just about everything that I only blathered on drunk about before. I always made grand plans to do cool things, but was too drunk and/or hungover/depressed/anxious to actually carry them out. I wasn't going to list everything for him because that would mean actually engaging in conversation with him (fruitless of course he's a drunk) but I did mention that just a couple of weeks ago I ran a naked 5k with 300 other naked runners.
"Loosen up"? No thanks, I'm good dude haha Poor dummy LOL
Yesterday at a Memorial day party on the beach this drunk guy was telling me I should just have a beer to "loosen up". Poor guy. In his defense, he didn't know me, but everyone that does just started laughing...I mean howling. In the last six years I have done just about everything that I only blathered on drunk about before. I always made grand plans to do cool things, but was too drunk and/or hungover/depressed/anxious to actually carry them out. I wasn't going to list everything for him because that would mean actually engaging in conversation with him (fruitless of course he's a drunk) but I did mention that just a couple of weeks ago I ran a naked 5k with 300 other naked runners.
"Loosen up"? No thanks, I'm good dude haha Poor dummy LOL
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So overrated...lol
Yesterday at a Memorial day party on the beach this drunk guy was telling me I should just have a beer to "loosen up". Poor guy. In his defense, he didn't know me, but everyone that does just started laughing...I mean howling. In the last six years I have done just about everything that I only blathered on drunk about before. I always made grand plans to do cool things, but was too drunk and/or hungover/depressed/anxious to actually carry them out. I wasn't going to list everything for him because that would mean actually engaging in conversation with him (fruitless of course he's a drunk) but I did mention that just a couple of weeks ago I ran a naked 5k with 300 other naked runners.
"Loosen up"? No thanks, I'm good dude haha Poor dummy LOL
Yesterday at a Memorial day party on the beach this drunk guy was telling me I should just have a beer to "loosen up". Poor guy. In his defense, he didn't know me, but everyone that does just started laughing...I mean howling. In the last six years I have done just about everything that I only blathered on drunk about before. I always made grand plans to do cool things, but was too drunk and/or hungover/depressed/anxious to actually carry them out. I wasn't going to list everything for him because that would mean actually engaging in conversation with him (fruitless of course he's a drunk) but I did mention that just a couple of weeks ago I ran a naked 5k with 300 other naked runners.
"Loosen up"? No thanks, I'm good dude haha Poor dummy LOL
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Originally Posted by CharlieNoogan
Pics or it didn't happen.
On second thought, I would need a drink after seeing something like that.
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