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Old 11-06-2008, 02:52 PM
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Hi!!! Yawll I'm just posting this so we could really see^^and Get a Good-
Idea of the true Meaning of Been Under the Influence of Alcohol!!!!!!!!
Please Read On!!!!!

"Awareness Thinking"
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:57 PM
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Wow. I remember when everybody looked like that.

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Answer YES or NO to the following questions:

1. Have you ever poured your beer in the orange juice and your vodka on the cereal?

2. Have you ever thought about robbing a liquor store - for the liquor?

3. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you had to crawl up the stairs - feet first?

4. Have you ever watched TV with the sound turned all the way down and the power turned all the way off?

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If you answered YES to more than .008 of the above questions you might be an alcoholic.
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I can't even look at that! Makes my eyes hurt! Yikes! And if we were blasted it would look normal??? Scary!
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:rotfxko lmao your right I can"t see it either my eyes hurt
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BUTTERFLY-7 View Post
Hi!!! Yawll I'm just posting this so we could really see^^and Get a Good-
Idea of the true Meaning of Been Under the Influence of Alcohol!!!!!!!!
Please Read On!!!!!

"Awareness Thinking"
Oh, how many times has that picture seemed normal?

Thanks for posting.

Stay sober,
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:04 PM
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it's 2:15 Am here....bars just closed.....I don't get it...yeah she's cute...is she gonna be ugly in the morning or sumpin?

















I'm kidding, pretty bizarre lookin
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:21 PM
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That is exactly how I felt many times!
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I never put alcohol on my cereal but I've cleaned my teeth with the last dregs of Vodka!
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Old 11-07-2008, 01:31 AM
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To test motor/mechanical skills, your divided sense of attention and the ability to process information. This test does not determine if you are drunk (impaired).

The Test

1. Alcohol Gaze Nystagmus
1. early on set - wavering at 45 deg. indicates .10 BAC as a general rule.
2. tracking - inability to stay on track and follow finger or pencil.
3. extremes - very early on-set
2. Standing on One Foot - Balance
1. hands at your side
2. one foot extended 30 inches
3. count by thousands
3. Walking Imaginary Line
1. 10 forward, 9 back - or any combination
Where suspect must 'process info and think' of two separate instructions.
2. heal to toe
3. turning - (even)
4. Finger Counting
1. 1,2,3,4/4,3,2,1
5. Alternate Clapping
Palm and the back of your hand while counting
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Have you ever gone to bed at 2 with a 10 & woke up at 10 with a 2?
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What am i missing????????? Where is the joke?


Just kidding.
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:08 AM
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heh...that is quite the picture....now my eyes are all buggy.
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