Mamahawk

Buttercup all the baby chihuahuas will have matching fairy wings...just like yours! They will eat the pills we want and turn them into flowers.

SprungPoppy

Haha mama..this ***** getting good...eating pills and turning them into flowers!!! Lmfao!!! That made it!!!!

SprungPoppy

That's the funniest thing I've seen today!! Thanks!!

buttercup89

Baby chihuahuas and fairy wings and turning the pills into flowers is a great idea then, you can sell the flowers and become rich...

SprungPoppy

I hope salv reads all this..y'all have raised the bar for sure...;-)

Mamahawk

*mama takes oscar and bows* I would like to thank the sober recovery website. Without which I would never have met the other crazy pill heads in the world who made this movie possible. *starts crying* I'm just so thankful this movie made it this far. We need to get the story out there that the pill heads are not hopeless. They CAN be saved. *cries harder* Thanks to all my fellow co stars who made this movie possible. Spring poppy without whom I never would known there are crazy medical advice giving, thread flaming fools in the world. Salv, who kept me up night after night so I gave up on sleep and decided to use my time to write our story. I would also like to thank...
*music interrupts mama*

Mamahawk

Buttercup you need kittens to. You can just be Queen of the tiny animals. But they become vicious when they see pills and eat them all up really fast. Like warp speed fast. Before anyone can touch them. Them thy sleep while they turn them
Into flowers.

buttercup89

that's a great speech mama ! i guess you still have time to practise to speak faster, so you can do the whole speech

Mamahawk

On a serious note y'all...thank you for getting me through this.

Mamahawk

I just could not think of anything else to say so I interrupted myself with music...lol

buttercup89

There is a problem with the kittens though... I'm allergic to cats and instead of looking like a fairy i'd look like a witch

Elseware

Wow, those are some weird, wild dreams, Mama! Mine are mild compared to that!

Mamahawk

Oh buttercup we can't have that! No way. You must be a beautiful fairy or the tiny animals will run from you!

Elseware my dreams are insane. Really insane. Is that supposed to tell me something???

buttercup89

we could take squirrels or penguins instead I love them and I haven't heard of a squirrel or penguin allergy

Mamahawk

Cool! Penguins it is! They can turn the pills into eggs that hatch more pill eating baby chihuahuas...

SprungPoppy

I read your speech and peed a little!!! Effing fantastic!! I'm printing today's posts and mailing them to spike lee!! Pill eating penguins..lovely!

buttercup89

haha you're a genius Mama... pill eating penguins producing baby chihuahuas.... awesome!!!

Mamahawk

Go change your undies poppy

Mamahawk

Just want to say I don't want to anyone to think I am not taking my recovery seriously. I am only 19 days in from a serious hydro addiction and the laughing helps me make it another day.

Mamahawk

Salv I see you! Woman where have you been? You better have a doctor report and a new hairdo!