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Old 01-06-2009, 06:42 AM
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Serenity Prayer?

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they p*ssed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to p*ss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:47 AM
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That's funny DK!
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:19 PM
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Well i've got most of it down to a tee, just need to keep working on the first 4 lines! I always forget, someone always finds them and they always make a big deal out of it...i mean cmon...haven't they seen a dead body before...pssshhhh...i dunno this world!!!!
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:54 PM
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I so need to check this forum more often...
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