Shake it off Weekender thread mar 20-22 Part 2
Yoopers
Kzaug2014 ~
I married a Yooper. After illustrious Teen Activities like sitting on Car Fenders at age 16 at the Detroit Auto Show, she Schooled up at Marquette MI 'back in the day'. A Recovering Catholic Girl. We all got our Recoveries to shoulder, eh? Here's one you'll appreciate...
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Toivo was relaxing at his favorite bar when he managed to attract the attention of a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his cabin and sauna and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Toivo reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The romp finally ends and, again, Toivo smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Toivo reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Toivo falls onto his back, gasping ... Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
"No, I'm Norwegian."
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I married a Yooper. After illustrious Teen Activities like sitting on Car Fenders at age 16 at the Detroit Auto Show, she Schooled up at Marquette MI 'back in the day'. A Recovering Catholic Girl. We all got our Recoveries to shoulder, eh? Here's one you'll appreciate...
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Toivo was relaxing at his favorite bar when he managed to attract the attention of a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his cabin and sauna and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Toivo reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The romp finally ends and, again, Toivo smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Toivo reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Toivo falls onto his back, gasping ... Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear,
"No, I'm Norwegian."
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Yes, saoutchik can eat! And not just stale peeps!
Life of Brian and Spinal Tap are up there. I'm putting in my plug for Holy Grail and Young Frankenstein also. Nothing beats a good laugh.
I'm up. Don't want to be. I'll jump to the new weekenders when it goes up.
Life of Brian and Spinal Tap are up there. I'm putting in my plug for Holy Grail and Young Frankenstein also. Nothing beats a good laugh.
I'm up. Don't want to be. I'll jump to the new weekenders when it goes up.
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