Bottoms Part 99
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Originally Posted by frstnm 
Words to remember:
Dont be an effin Hero,
Keep your effin sick kids home
A flaming pot by the steam tent is an effin fire hazzard....
Dont be an effin Hero,
Keep your effin sick kids home
A flaming pot by the steam tent is an effin fire hazzard....
.Hi espresso
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Oh, at the conferences... my husband had the nerve to take ALL of the credit with making sure the kids homework is done. Sure now, while I'm doing my yoga thing he has been helping out... but for the past say 11 years??? Uh...no. This being a helper is a recent development. I guess by building himself up and putting me down in front of teachers that have known me as the involved one for all of these years it somehow makes him feel above me. I'm not sure why he has that need but whatever 
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Just had to get that out so it doesn't turn into something.
.Just had to get that out so it doesn't turn into something.
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The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Scotland, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland, each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, end a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock end made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds end beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.'
Martin, the Scotsman remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his dick
The night of tales begins...Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, end a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock end made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds end beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today.'
Martin, the Scotsman remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his dick
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Hi GT how ya doin?
Having given thanks in Gratitude Forum for my internet yesterday...it's so slow at the moment and I've just had two posts come up in one thread - one was duplicate and I couldn't delete it. In fact how do you delete posts cos this has happened before. Guess it's a bit quiet on here right now, so turn yer speakers up cos I'm gonna roaaaaarrrrr hee hee
.. I mean that in a funny way not anger.
I bet he's real cuddly sweetie who just goes grrrrrrrrrrr
Having given thanks in Gratitude Forum for my internet yesterday...it's so slow at the moment and I've just had two posts come up in one thread - one was duplicate and I couldn't delete it. In fact how do you delete posts cos this has happened before. Guess it's a bit quiet on here right now, so turn yer speakers up cos I'm gonna roaaaaarrrrr hee hee
.. I mean that in a funny way not anger.
I bet he's real cuddly sweetie who just goes grrrrrrrrrrr
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I don't think you can delete posts espresso. If you catch it in time, you can go back and edit, but not delete.
You can however, PM a mod or forum leader and explain it to them and they'll be able to help.
I am good today... thanks for asking.
Hi IO.
You can however, PM a mod or forum leader and explain it to them and they'll be able to help
.I am good today... thanks for asking
.Hi IO
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Hi peeps,
Gyps-is that steam tent like a sauna? I wouldn't mind one of those!
I am tired.Haven't slept well for about a week now.It sux ax.
My internet connection is really slow today too for some reason.What's the bet my son is downloading half the freakin internet as I type?Must check-LOL
Gyps-is that steam tent like a sauna? I wouldn't mind one of those!
I am tired.Haven't slept well for about a week now.It sux ax.
My internet connection is really slow today too for some reason.What's the bet my son is downloading half the freakin internet as I type?Must check-LOL
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Run DMC Yo! I used to like them. Tricky... good song. Hi PD. How's is rocking today?
Hi Jules. Yep, sort of like a sauna I guess. But this is hot moist heat infused with herbs for whatever ails you. Like if you were stuffed up, you might use eucalyptus. I like the Thai herbal combo myself. It has lemon grass among the 10 or 15 other things in it. I expect I'll be experimenting with it a lot once it arrives. I hope to have a huge herb garden again when we move so that will come in handy. If you come visit, I'll let you use it free of charge. Don't tell stoney (I'm charging him 1/2 price per treatment 
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Hi Jules. Yep, sort of like a sauna I guess. But this is hot moist heat infused with herbs for whatever ails you. Like if you were stuffed up, you might use eucalyptus. I like the Thai herbal combo myself. It has lemon grass among the 10 or 15 other things in it. I expect I'll be experimenting with it a lot once it arrives. I hope to have a huge herb garden again when we move so that will come in handy
. If you come visit, I'll let you use it free of charge. Don't tell stoney (I'm charging him 1/2 price per treatment ).
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LOL Gyps.Sounds great to me!I love lemongrass. I grew some herbs in a planter box last year.They were great till the stupid snails got to them.I've heard putting coffeegrounds on the soil stops them tho-they dont like sliding over it apparently.
I'll be over soon!
I'll be over soon!
. How are you today? Wanna come play in my steam canopy? If you hop on a plane now, it might be here by the time you arrive. Pack lightly. You have to sit inside in your birthday suit 
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