Ananda

Tim Tim...you are going about it all wrong!

the fish goes on the skis belly down...then their eyes work just fine. as for the poles....fish ski so well they don't need them!!!!!

new one....a woman without a man is like a fish without poles

timzup

Funny!!!

Anxiety kicking in again, one person in the chat-room.

Thinking of your example of fish snowboarding, belly down, this is the only explaination. Not ski-ing.

Snowboarding fish......glad we cleared that up. Turns the head then allowing a clear image of the forthcoming tradjectory of terrain whist the other eye observes glimpses of the route already taken? Brilliant!!!!

Does this affect aerodynamics though???????

lostbutterfly

This is silly - I came on here to ask Fizzy a serious question about potato cakes and Timzup is drinking and Nands is on acid, seeing skiing fish!!!

I'm here to tell you - fish can't ski coz the goggles won't stay on their heads!! It is one of the drawbacks of being too aerodynamic.

Ananda

chat was really confusing me today.....it said 5 people chating but when i entered only one.....there was a SUBROOM with 4 people in it!!!!!!

Are we trying to be confusing?????:wtf2

FizzyWater

What is it you need to know about tattie cakes Lostbug, like I'm likely to know !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Footie was won 2-1, come on here and Timzy's on his seventeenth bottle of wine, nands is in acid ??????????????

Good you're back Timz, Rome wasnae built in a day and all that, actually maybe it was what with all those Gaulish slaves chucking magic potion down their necks, but there you go.

Whats a Subroom, is it under water, is this where all the fish start to make sense !!!!!!!!!

freshstart

I'm sorry but this thread made me giggle....I never even thought about it as I never got into drinking heavily...prolly cuz i never gave it a chance but I can see myself explaining the differences between different types of pills (generic vs. name brand) and different brands all the way down to how they break down differently with different temperatures of water. Most people would look at me like I'm crazy saying a pill is a pill is a pill. It was just funny to watch ya'll break it all down like that.

lostbutterfly

Can I put the potato cakes in the toaster or do I have to actually do some proper cooking here?

How I would love to join Timzup with his bottle of wine! What cravings I've had all afternoon and evening.

That magic potion might get the Olympic village built on time.

FizzyWater

Welcome to the madness Fresh, just been the 4 of us kickin about recently, the sensible ones all ran off !!!!!!!!!!

Just you stay where you are Lostbug, tell them stupid little cravings to go do one, I'd fry the tattie scones, bit of bacon and an egg, stick the cravings in the microwave and wash the whole lot down with some cherry cola.

I've every faith that Timzy will get himself sorted too, he knows where his friends are if he needs them.

lostbutterfly

I think Fresh has run off too, fizzy!! We will have to give nands a British Passport for bravery!

Frying - that's real cooking then! I had no idea this would be sooooooo complicated.

Just realised we're on page 10! That's probably down to the person whose posted 600 times in two months!

I'm off to watch Mock the Week Outakes - that is the only news program I watch every week and it does me fine. Everything I need to know in a concise and amusing format!! Normal news makes me want to jump off a bridge!

Night, night crazy peeps!

Ananda

gosh...being the only non-brit is a distinct disadvantage...i got 5 more hours to fill and you guys all went to bed!!!!!

oh well...i'll have to make due with the fish

timzup

Man oh, man. Sorry I goofed, I said I was sorry. Stick a knife in the ribs why don't ya?

No, I haven't run off with anyone. I've been.... err......thinking....yup!, that's it. Been thinking of aerodynamics of fish. With my French friend called....err....Pierre. Yup, that's him and we have produced a paper entitled; " Les poissons du ski et sur une velo".

Hello Freshstart. Welcome to reality.

lostbutterfly

I think some fish are more aerodynamic than other's.

I would put my money on a tuna, but maybe not a flounder!

Ananda

aren't flounderers the ones with the waundering eyes?....wouldn't have the focus to make it down the hill!

eeekkk...too early in the morning here for this thread

least

You guys have either had too much coffee... or not enough! Teetering on the brink of insanity. Of course I'm no longer 'teetering', I fell off years ago!

Good morning all!

lostbutterfly

Hi Least. If you've fallen off the brink, you are welcome here!! Nands, fish with wandering eyes??? Are you sure you are not on drugs?

Fizzy is the resident expert on sporting fish - we'll wait for him to clarify whether such a creature exists!!

Talking to you guys every day is better than doing drugs, I've got to say!!

FizzyWater

Don't know about a fish with wandering eyes but I did find this fish willing to take on a duck.

Just keep your eyes on the wee duckie swimming !!!!!!!!!


YouTube - Huge fish eats duck

FizzyWater

No Timzy today.

Really hoping you check in today and are ok mate !!!!!!!!!!!!

lostbutterfly

Fizzy, I'm going to get you for that fish/duck thing!

Yeah, hope Timz is ok too, not doing a controlled drinking experiment or anything.

Ananda

yep... if we could do the vulcan mind meld with him right now we would be draging him forcefully to the computer to check in

lostbutterfly

Nands and Timzup - watch Fizzy's fascinating clip off youtube about the fish and duck.