Bottoms Part 82
Im not crazy and neither am I
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: My place in (M)Assachusetts
Posts: 2,088
all this joviality !!! hmmmph !
me thinks uze UKnians speaks funny.....
thanks in part to uze idiots......I got a "regular" job today as a chef to add to my general contractor gig
now all I need is a liscense
I wouldnt have it if I werent sober !
me thinks uze UKnians speaks funny.....
thanks in part to uze idiots......I got a "regular" job today as a chef to add to my general contractor gig
now all I need is a liscense
I wouldnt have it if I werent sober !
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 2,299
Hi idiots! 
I never seem to catch RK here.Stupid time difference! I absolutely loved the certificate though!I think I should print it out and put it on my wall-LOL
Thanks for the congrats Gyps-it's so much nicer than a brick to the head!
k-I'm sorry you're struggling today.
Now-from the bad joke dept-:
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with
my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I
felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with
me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to
seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
The Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
I never seem to catch RK here.Stupid time difference! I absolutely loved the certificate though!I think I should print it out and put it on my wall-LOL
Thanks for the congrats Gyps-it's so much nicer than a brick to the head!
k-I'm sorry you're struggling today.
Now-from the bad joke dept-:
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with
my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I
felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with
me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to
seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY:
The Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,784
THat's great Jules!! I love it!!!
My big thing today is that for the first time in my adult life, nearly 40 years, I'm living in air conditioned comfort!! My friend gave me two window units to use and my neighbor installed them today! Yippee!! This is really cool - literally! I am so thrilled with my new toys. Maybe some other things will start going right!
Oh yes, can't forget that I"m coming to the end of my 24th day sober!! :bounce
My big thing today is that for the first time in my adult life, nearly 40 years, I'm living in air conditioned comfort!! My friend gave me two window units to use and my neighbor installed them today! Yippee!! This is really cool - literally! I am so thrilled with my new toys. Maybe some other things will start going right!
Oh yes, can't forget that I"m coming to the end of my 24th day sober!! :bounce
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Upstate New York
Posts: 51,575
In an attempt to make some sense of Bottoms I dart back & forth between posts to try and catch up. I just got on 'puter for first time today. I hit upon Jules post - right underneath the part that said "Her Diary", so I missed that this was a joke and thought she was talking about her & her husband! I was feeling so bad about her husband's hurtful behavior, and of course was completely baffled by Dee saying her awful story was "sidesplitting" - & Least saying That's Great, I love it. I thought - have they all gone mad? Finally I went back to see if I'd missed something......God, what a relief! Much as I want to be, maybe I'm just not Bottoms material. 
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: padmasana
Posts: 13,927
Banned? Moi?
I am innocent I tellz ya!
It's stoney's posts and there is no white/ invisable writing. Weird!
So anyway...
I made it through 2, well 3 yoga classes today with some pain but bearable. And I just finished the Gita finally. Now I can get to work on the rest of the questions and hopefully finish them tomorrow.
But for now, B&J's Phis Food beckons...
. And I need to chillax anyway. All that reading has overtaxed my little idiot pea brain 
.
Good night peeps.
I am innocent I tellz ya!
It's stoney's posts and there is no white/ invisable writing. Weird!
So anyway...
I made it through 2, well 3 yoga classes today with some pain but bearable. And I just finished the Gita finally. Now I can get to work on the rest of the questions and hopefully finish them tomorrow.
But for now, B&J's Phis Food beckons...
. And I need to chillax anyway. All that reading has overtaxed my little idiot pea brain .Good night peeps.
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