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Old 07-17-2008, 07:19 AM
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here's a cute poem that a friend sent me.


> I was shocked, confused, bewildered
> As I entered Heaven's door,
> Not by the beauty of it all,
> Nor the lights or its decor.
>
> But it was the folks in Heaven
> Who made me sputter and gasp--
> The thieves, the liars, the sinners ,
> The alcoholics and the trash.
>
> There stood the kid from seventh grade
> Who swiped my lunch money twice.
> Next to him was my old neighbor
> Who never said anything nice.
>
> Herb, who I always thought
> Was rotting away in hell,
> Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
> Looking incredibly well.
>
> I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
> I would love to hear Your take.
> How'd all these sinners get up here?
> God must've made a mistake.
>
> 'And why's everyone so quiet,
> So somber - give me a clue.'
> 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
> No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
>
>
>
>JUDGE NOT.
>--
>Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian
>any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

**DISCLAIMER: this poem is posted for humorous purposes only, not to pass judgment nor influence anyone toward any particular belief**
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:23 AM
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:29 AM
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I love it.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:35 AM
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:17 AM
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Brilliant!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:49 AM
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Indeed funny!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:04 AM
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Thanks friends. Wish I could take credit for writing it, or at least give credit where it is due, but at this time I am not sure who the author is. If I find out I will let you all know.
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