`Whiner's Anonymous Part 5
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
Cats. I love all those slogans and intend to use them very soon on some annoying cable people.
For all the sickies here, Queen Nurse will be around for visits and distributing her Killer Queen Chili for those with colds, and Queen Size Cheesecake for those who need something to soothe their tummies.
Do I mind? Of course not, I'm a codie and that's what we do.
For all the sickies here, Queen Nurse will be around for visits and distributing her Killer Queen Chili for those with colds, and Queen Size Cheesecake for those who need something to soothe their tummies.
Do I mind? Of course not, I'm a codie and that's what we do.
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
Originally Posted by Rusty Zipper 
Royale Plowman Time again!
the wind shes'a howl'n here today, power on and off!
we might need Lineman! lol
the wind shes'a howl'n here today, power on and off!
we might need Lineman! lol
And for the Zipperman I must remind you that it's okay to be powerless, really it is.
I do believe I just had a royal whine!!
Thanks!! I needed that!!
:day4
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: my room in ct.
Posts: 58,110
here ya go kev 
me went outside to go bring el'caro to service for tranny probs...
what do i see?
neighbors tree down in our yard, all wires to house on ground, and just missed el'caro...
now, sit'n here wait'n for Lineman!
the royale... ugh!!!
me
we might need Lineman! lol
what do i see?
neighbors tree down in our yard, all wires to house on ground, and just missed el'caro...
now, sit'n here wait'n for Lineman!
the royale... ugh!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In my little piece of heaven
Posts: 2,870
Anyone old enough to remember that old song:
"Hey baby I'm the telephone man..."
Sorry Rusty, that made me chuckle. Glad it missed the car, unless you have really REALLY good insurance.
"Hey baby I'm the telephone man..."
Sorry Rusty, that made me chuckle. Glad it missed the car, unless you have really REALLY good insurance.
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Upstate, N.Y.
Posts: 4,639
No whines for me today, but I'm praying for the people in my local area.
We've had heavy rain since yesterday and with the snow melting now we have a flood warning until tomorrow. I hope it doesn't get real bad. We had a disaster in 2006. There's still some people recovering from that.
We've had heavy rain since yesterday and with the snow melting now we have a flood warning until tomorrow. I hope it doesn't get real bad. We had a disaster in 2006. There's still some people recovering from that.
Nature Girl
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Location: By The Lake
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Originally Posted by CatsPajamas
Anyone old enough to remember that old song:
"Hey baby I'm the telephone man..."
Sorry Rusty, that made me chuckle. Glad it missed the car, unless you have really REALLY good insurance.
"Hey baby I'm the telephone man..."
Sorry Rusty, that made me chuckle. Glad it missed the car, unless you have really REALLY good insurance.
NOT
How about Wicheta Lineman, by that funky soulman (blecht) Glen Campbell. Wonder if his voice ever changed.
Our snow turned into nothing to whine about at all. Sorry, Rowan, I didn't wish it on you.
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katz'y, ya ever hear of Josephine the plumber?
i bet cats has...
speak'n of cats
cats you shure thats the name of it?
lineman came, and it turned out into the royale pain...
said, we only do our wires! make calls to phone, cable peeps, i ask, why not mention that in the morn'n while the letric lady asked a million question?
chainsaw man came, tossed all the depree over the fence back in neighbors yard...
ya got a problem lady?
then pay for chainsaw man!!!
ca-ripes!
i bet cats has...
speak'n of cats
cats
"Hey baby I'm the telephone man..."
lineman came, and it turned out into the royale pain...
said, we only do our wires! make calls to phone, cable peeps, i ask, why not mention that in the morn'n while the letric lady asked a million question?
chainsaw man came, tossed all the depree over the fence back in neighbors yard...
ya got a problem lady?
then pay for chainsaw man!!!
ca-ripes!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In my little piece of heaven
Posts: 2,870
I went to my apartment on a Monday at one
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':
"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Can you believe that? And then he says:
"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"
Well...can you imagine?
My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly
And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan
Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man
Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Get it any way you can
Right? Ha ha ha, so...
I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall
And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall
I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling
A-singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Just-a doin' my thing
Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before!
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':
"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Can you believe that? And then he says:
"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"
Well...can you imagine?
My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly
And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan
Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man
Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Get it any way you can
Right? Ha ha ha, so...
I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall
And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall
I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling
A-singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Just-a doin' my thing
Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before!
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