Bottoms Part 32
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WHAT YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY CHOICE SAYS ABOUT YOU
1. Three Musketeers
-Does well in groups but is somewhat pompous. Prone to fancy costumes
and arcane weapons. Wears hats in public that are ill-advised.
2. Almond Joy
-I'm going to put aside my aversion to coconut in praising these folks as
happy-go-lucky
3. Bit-O-Honey
-They have contradictory personalities, hoping to express generosity but also
having the passive-aggressive desire to damage the fillings of
trick-or-treaters.
4. Butterfinger
-Evasive, slippery, not necessarily to be trusted.
5. Candy Corn
-Purely deluded people. They don't get that candy shouldn't attempt to
imitate other food groups, particularly corn.
6. Good & Plenty
-Optimistic, perhaps overly so. Strong advocate of gay rights; acquainted
with the bitterness at the center of most lives.
7. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
-Generous souls. Those who understand the salty in life, as well as the sweet.
8. Snickers
-Just going with the crowd, the safe candy choice, guaranteed to please
the masses. Not ambitious, but dependable.
9. Twix
-Both brittle and supple in social situations; sort of trapped between
personality types.
10. Twizzlers
-Sickos. Truly demented. Plastic people living plastic lives.
1. Three Musketeers
-Does well in groups but is somewhat pompous. Prone to fancy costumes
and arcane weapons. Wears hats in public that are ill-advised.
2. Almond Joy
-I'm going to put aside my aversion to coconut in praising these folks as
happy-go-lucky
3. Bit-O-Honey
-They have contradictory personalities, hoping to express generosity but also
having the passive-aggressive desire to damage the fillings of
trick-or-treaters.
4. Butterfinger
-Evasive, slippery, not necessarily to be trusted.
5. Candy Corn
-Purely deluded people. They don't get that candy shouldn't attempt to
imitate other food groups, particularly corn.
6. Good & Plenty
-Optimistic, perhaps overly so. Strong advocate of gay rights; acquainted
with the bitterness at the center of most lives.
7. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
-Generous souls. Those who understand the salty in life, as well as the sweet.
8. Snickers
-Just going with the crowd, the safe candy choice, guaranteed to please
the masses. Not ambitious, but dependable.
9. Twix
-Both brittle and supple in social situations; sort of trapped between
personality types.
10. Twizzlers
-Sickos. Truly demented. Plastic people living plastic lives.
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Originally Posted by Rowan 
It's a good thing Halloween is tomorrow - my daughter better hide her bag of candy real well - or I'll go hunting for it through the night
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CindeRella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Spreading my wings
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The best is last week when I was driving-I was yelling at the IDIOT in front of me knowing full well that they did not hear me! Then I just laughed and called myself a true Idiot from Assville!
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