Gilmer

Got the homework done--
now it's time to cook dinner
Soak the salmon planks!

Gilmer

Followed directions
Burnt the whole mess to a crisp!
It's still smoldering!

Had two extra fish
Quickly soaked another plank--
Husband's in charge now!

zerothehero

i don't care what you
think unless you think you have
a corner on truth

zerothehero

heading to the hills
with no computer or cell
service for a week

enjoy the break from
my leaking brain and tell the
ground squirrels to chill out

Gilmer

I proclaim the truth:
I'M A MEDIOCRE COOK!
Best to order in!

Gilmer

Have a peaceful time
We will miss you on this thread!
You're a shining star!

Lascaux

Waking up to life
Staying up late on spring nights
Watching fireflies

Gilmer

That sounds peaceful, too.
I've been running round all day
Time to settle down!

Gilmer

Densitometry
Spine is in low normal range.
Femur and hips low.

I take calcium
And am faithful with D3.
Just a sign of age.

I don't feel it yet--
It's osteopenia
It's the next step down.

Must give up caffeine
Also increase my walking.
Walked a lot today.

Lascaux

Gilmer, you win the internet! That last post has me rolling!

Gilmer

Gilmer

Early morning hours
Not alone, but by myself
Silent time to be

zerothehero

i exist and yet
seed of ambiguity
tickles the cortex

zerothehero

i sunburned my ass
if i told you how you would
think i was crazy

Gilmer

You must spill the beans!
You can't drop a bomb like that
Then just let us hang!

zerothehero

you will never know
boo ah ha ha ha ha ha
i sunburned it all

zerothehero

just sandals and hat
hiking naked in the woods
with birds bugs and bears

Gilmer

Good to have you back
Creativity dried up
Without your bons mots!

zerothehero

that there is bull ****
you kept it going without
my inane drivel

but thanks anyway
back to the real world after
the lizard mind meld

zerothehero

not having a job
for the first time in many
years feels really strange