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Old 04-18-2020, 03:38 PM
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Today I might brush my hair
Dunno I really don’t care
My teeth need a clean
I’m a sight unseen
At least I have clean underwear ! .....oh wait...
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Old 04-18-2020, 03:43 PM
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Better move so they don’t think I’m dead
I’m suctioned to my iPad in bed
It’s all Cos of Rona
I feel in a coma
This virus is doing in my head

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Old 04-18-2020, 06:12 PM
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Snoozy please don't scare us
you're not saying you have the virus
you're just feeling lazy
braindead and hazy
and feeling a tad bit ridiculous?
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Old 04-19-2020, 04:04 PM
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I think Snoozie is well,
and feeling swell.
No virus got Snoozie, no never.

cyberhug.
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Old 04-20-2020, 03:55 PM
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I once knew a girl
from the bay
who thought she had something to say.
She did in a way.

Wouldn't take nay
for an answer.
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Old 04-25-2020, 11:53 AM
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Re: Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 10

not sure I'll remember this yearcan't remember last week, I feareach day is the samedifferent only in namemy planner is blank, my dear
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Old 04-25-2020, 06:17 PM
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Re: Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 10

Ooooh. No no no, I don’t have it thank godÂ
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Old 04-25-2020, 06:28 PM
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Re: Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 10

Originally Posted by Steely View Post
I think Snoozie is well,
and feeling swell.
No virus got Snoozie, no never.

cyberhug.

Hey steely you got that one rightThe sheer thought just gave me a frightI’m heathy as hellI’m doing quite wellWe all have to wait ‘ n sit tight.
On the other hand I’m bored as hellMy IQs not doing as wellStagnating my mojo I’m feeling just so soIf you saw me I’m sure you could tell
Alas we are all in same boat I’m being a silly old goat.Can’t get motivatedThoughts constipatedWe can’t even go out to vote. ( unless you’re in Queensland )Â
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Old 04-27-2020, 05:58 AM
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Life ain't changed all that much for meexcept there's no live music to hear or seeI never go outlike out and aboutSo I just work and walk dogs and do so safely
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Old 12-17-2020, 05:46 PM
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there once was a hero named zero
who lived his life not unlike nero
til he changed his philosophy
and quit the debauchery
and launched from the embarcadero
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Old 12-23-2020, 11:45 AM
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Shatter.

The avs sitting right on my arse
the damn things still there it won't pass
Each day runs from one to the next
I can't even bother to text
I feel fragile like I'm made of glass.
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Old 12-23-2020, 11:59 AM
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No Christmas vibes for this year
2020 we all lived in fear
my sunflowers are out
I have no need to pout
so happy, I shed a tear
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Old 12-31-2020, 08:48 AM
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The new year is finally here
spend it with someone who's dear
I know I can cope
cos now I have hope
indeed it's a happy New year.


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Old 01-02-2021, 11:34 AM
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I'm feeling better each day
sobrietys def the way
my body is healing
there's no better feeling
just taking it day by day.
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Old 01-02-2021, 11:42 AM
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I love waking up feeling well
no awful hangover from hell
The new year has started.
I mean this whole hearted
This is my year I can tell.
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Old 01-03-2021, 06:26 PM
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Woke up really happy no dread
all thoughts of drink out my head
productive and smart
it's quit a good art
I'll follow this road instead
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My life has got back on track,
im happy there’s no looking back
keep looking ahead
no thoughts of dread
no longer am I outta whack

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Our Snooze is one great girl
she’s giving joy a whirl
she’s a big bouncer backer
and never a slacker
respect and love she deserves
and I give it with no reserve
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Old 03-25-2022, 05:32 PM
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there once was a guy who did blow
and drank and did x on the go
he even did smack
would smoke it with crack
now he's sober from his head to his toe
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Old 03-25-2022, 05:35 PM
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I'm a speedboat that left a big wake
of dead friends and dead brain cells in the lake
of the frenzy of life
til I met my dear wife
who doesn't even let me bake cake
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