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Old 07-11-2009, 05:17 PM
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:19 PM
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Dog Whine

went to open up the church a bit early this evening, as was going to preview a auction...

upon arriving, there was a church tag sale going on in the front parking lot...

at the door, I was greeted by a old Boxer, not the Prize Fighter, a Old Dog'y Boxer, as I passed

Old Ali, I said hiya dog'y, and then was bitten on my ankle!

At first I was shocked, and definitely appalled, I asked the women if the dog had it's shots?

In broken english I got yes, I said let me see the dogs tags!

Well, Old Ali didn't have any, Ut-Oh!

She said they were home, Ugh...

Officer Friendly Time! I went inside to do what I had to do, think about it, look at the wound, and not just wild out on the women...

on my way out, I asked her to write her phone number down, and I would call her in the morning for the info needed...

I decided to not get the police involved...

when I came back a bit later for the meeting, the women was there!

And with the proper paperwork, and the dogs tags...

I gave the women a little advice and wisdom,

like Put the Damm Tags on the Dog, and be way more careful where you tie that mut up!

As I was going back into the church, a mini van almost backed up into me!

Guese who?

Yep, Ali's Trainer!

Her friends didn't understand too much english, just the look on my face was universal!

Shure, her dog bites me, and now she backs into me!

Those ladies had a good laugh!

And I got a Amen!

I said to the women, let this be a message from God!

Be Freak'n More Carefull!!!
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:26 PM
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Oh Rusty I'm sorry but it was a good laugh for me tonight. :ghug3
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:24 PM
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(((Pattee)))

I don't like dogs who bite my friends.
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:28 PM
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Sorry to laugh at at another's expense but....ah Rust, that was funny!

"Hiya dog'y!" I can just see it...

She was just being protective...but maybe such a good guard doggie is best left at home.

Sorry you got bit tho'. And Ali had all her papers!

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Old 07-11-2009, 07:30 PM
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Oh, sheeesh. Now I seem uncaring.

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More than dogs.
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Old 07-11-2009, 07:58 PM
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(((IO))) good to see you

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(((cmc and Bee)))

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Old 07-11-2009, 08:09 PM
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Old 07-11-2009, 08:11 PM
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LOL

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Old 07-11-2009, 08:33 PM
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Whew! I was about to start singing that song....

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you don't bring me flowers



Oh boy...

Thank you back..those are nice...or were you referring to my "flowery post?"

I am in a good mood..thanks to my friends here tonight.

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Old 07-11-2009, 08:50 PM
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Random smiley Sher, that's all

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Old 07-11-2009, 10:24 PM
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(((Pattee)))

I don't like dogs who bite my friends.
Yay me either C!

Poor Zippy! (was funny though)

So my whine are that my feet hurt and I cannot believe how much
CRAPOLA I have! My girlfriend and I went through a lot of boxes today...
starting at 8:30 am and I just stopped at 12:30 am!

The good thing is that I got rid of a lot of stuff for Goodwill (4 bags full of clothes, sheets, towels, blankets) Some of the clothes with tags on them and a lot I hardly wore! (C R A Z Y I know...) I also had 3 bags of trash and 6 boxes filled with crap and 3 pieces of furniture for the garage sale! What does not sell goes to Goodwill!

And my feet hurt, my back hurts, my shoulder hurts! I think that is enough whine for today....I'am going to sleep (yeah right)

MA K Happy Anniversary to you and Mr. K so sorry I missed that *memo* the bossy polly lady had off! ((((Hugs)))) ( Since I cannot use anymore icons!)
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:49 AM
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Rusty how ya doin today? Good job the doggy had had his shots eh?

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Old 07-12-2009, 03:02 AM
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Zipperman, cats don't bite

I am sorry you got bit and almost run over, but you sure made me laugh very early in the morning. *snork*

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Old 07-12-2009, 03:33 AM
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happy i gave you all a good laugh!

and queeny...
Zipperman, cats don't bite
maybe not queeny,

just

the scars are still healing from that Cujo Kity i took in from a ex sponsee...

they can do some serious damage with them claws!!!
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:36 AM
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don't open a pet shop Zip

:ghug3

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Old 07-12-2009, 04:17 AM
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Dr. Dolittle i aint!

my ankel is wailing this morning!!!

Old Rover bit it right on the Achilles Tendon!

it ought'a feel great playing the drums at church this morning! ugh!
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Old 07-12-2009, 04:47 AM
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Rusty I promise I won't laugh anymore my friend. :ghug3 Maybe you need to take it easy today and keep that ankle elevated. Damn, I forgot about Cujo Cat, you don't have luck with animals do you now!!!
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Old 07-12-2009, 07:31 AM
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Washed a full load of towels last night... but when i put away the dry towels this morning there weren't as many clean ones as what I washed... Maybe they went to the same place socks go from the dryer...
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Old 07-12-2009, 08:32 AM
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REally mad now. Dk had taken a shower last night and used three of the clean towels... and put them in the hamper instead of hanging them up to use again!!! I'm thinking of putting a lock on the towel cupboard! Sheesh!
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