Just a quite trivial question really part 2
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[QUOTE=lostbutterfly;1994351]Well, I used to have to visit a chemist every couple of days and I tried to keep them on a 20 day cycle, so that I could say I needed painkillers for period pains. And to make it look more convincing I would buy a box of tampax.
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Tried that loads of times. Never worked once for me. Any tips on how I could appear more convincing?
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Tried that loads of times. Never worked once for me. Any tips on how I could appear more convincing?
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YouTube - EDDIE IZZARD : Whales n' God 9/10
haven't watched it yet..but he's usually good
timmy....try lqughing your bollocks off before you go in
haven't watched it yet..but he's usually good
timmy....try lqughing your bollocks off before you go in
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Originally Posted by ananda 
the world is really flat
And another thing, if that theory was proved would all people who conquered Everest suddenly be stripped of their achievement?
Ok, now we're cooking....
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finally found it!!!!! its the greatest black comedy of all time!
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Originally Posted by ananda
finally found it!!!!! its the greatest black comedy of all time!
YouTube - The Last Supper--movie trailer
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Give me stength.....
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Originally Posted by timzup
Then how come the oceans hold water? If it was flat then we would all be knee deep in water. In fact, how deep in water would we be if the world was flat?
And another thing, if that theory was proved would all people who conquered Everest suddenly be stripped of their achievement?
Ok, now we're cooking....
And another thing, if that theory was proved would all people who conquered Everest suddenly be stripped of their achievement?
Ok, now we're cooking....
not sure about the climbers though
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Originally Posted by ananda
well see...we are misinformed about gravity too....oceans are where the gravity isn't as strong...there fore water stacks up in those spaces
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Originally Posted by timzup
Which spaces? Those imaginary ones between there and for in the word therefore?
the wormholes.....they're everywhere...I think they are resposible for the fact that we are all living in different times...If I'm the present..you must be the future...so how is my day going to be tomarrow????
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Originally Posted by ananda
ah ha...everst is man made...they still climbed a hill..it just wasn't natural...hows that?
Everest isn't a hill, is it? thought hills were classified much smaller. Actually I think there's an exact specification. Wouldn't want to congratulate any successful out-of-breath mountaineer upon conquering, "that hill". Likely to get an ice-pick in the side of the neck.
So, you went up that hill, did you?
Gasp, gasp...Hill? gasp, gasp..... bloody hill?....gasp gasp......ttthhhhwaaaap..
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Originally Posted by ananda
the wormholes.....they're everywhere...I think they are resposible for the fact that we are all living in different times...If I'm the present..you must be the future...so how is my day going to be tomarrow????
Well I can have a stab at about 5 hours from now. Let's see, ah yes, dark.
Don't know about the marrow though.
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well post for me tomarrow around noon. that would be before I get up and would give me a good start to the morning....but just the good stuff...if kansas is about to be sucked into a wormhole and become an ocean...i probably don't really need to know.
You better go to bed...I'm off to a meeting soon and if you are still awake when I get back .... not good!
You better go to bed...I'm off to a meeting soon and if you are still awake when I get back .... not good!
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See, I'm up first coz I went to bed at a sensible hour!!!
It's not flat, it is saucer shaped - so it holds the water in that way. And it rests on the back of a turtle.
Only Easy Jet and Ryan Air know the world is flat - that is why they are so much cheaper than other airlines! They are the modern equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition.
They torture their ignorant passengers by being four hours late, charging £10.00 a sandwich and dropping them off in strange lands thousands of miles from civilisation!
It's not flat, it is saucer shaped - so it holds the water in that way. And it rests on the back of a turtle.
Only Easy Jet and Ryan Air know the world is flat - that is why they are so much cheaper than other airlines! They are the modern equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition.
They torture their ignorant passengers by being four hours late, charging £10.00 a sandwich and dropping them off in strange lands thousands of miles from civilisation!
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