VERY Off Topic!! Need some creativity
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VERY Off Topic!! Need some creativity
I've mentioned to you that I teach once a week for a not-for-profit. Their office is located on a miliary base that was closed and is now being converted to homes, parks, businesses ect. The not-for-profit's new office is located there.
We've all been notified by the director of the following:
Beginning on Friday, July 1 we will no longer have access to running water in our building, including the bathrooms. That means that from that point on we will be using outdoor port a potties that are being installed for our use. My understanding is that this will remain in effect for months and not days or weeks, so please be prepared for this somewhat long term change. All I can say is just be glad you don't spend as much time in the office as I do :-) BTW, this is because of all the construction going on.
So they've come up with a contest and of course, our team wants to win!
Here's the challenge: The person or team who comes up with the funniest and wittiest response to my email will win a free lunch.
It is a VERY christian organization. Their motto is "serving the least, the last and the lost". Our team is assigned to the "Outreach" section but we're just stumped! Best we can come up with is: WHERE WOULD JESUS GO?
hahaha-lame!
Any ideas?
We've all been notified by the director of the following:
Beginning on Friday, July 1 we will no longer have access to running water in our building, including the bathrooms. That means that from that point on we will be using outdoor port a potties that are being installed for our use. My understanding is that this will remain in effect for months and not days or weeks, so please be prepared for this somewhat long term change. All I can say is just be glad you don't spend as much time in the office as I do :-) BTW, this is because of all the construction going on.
So they've come up with a contest and of course, our team wants to win!
Here's the challenge: The person or team who comes up with the funniest and wittiest response to my email will win a free lunch.
It is a VERY christian organization. Their motto is "serving the least, the last and the lost". Our team is assigned to the "Outreach" section but we're just stumped! Best we can come up with is: WHERE WOULD JESUS GO?
hahaha-lame!
Any ideas?
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Howzabout one of these for a reply:
1) Considering the circumstances, perhaps "lunch" isn't really the best prize...?
2) Wow--you guys really take this "not-for-profit" thing seriously!
3) Cool! I'd had it up to here with our air-conditioned, indoor bathrooms. A little too cozy for my tastes! And please don't insult us by continuing to supply that silly ol' toilet paper...
4) SURVIVOR: [insert name of company]!!!
5) Should we be preparing to move our desks into our cars anytime soon?
6) Could be worse. Could be diapers.
1) Considering the circumstances, perhaps "lunch" isn't really the best prize...?
2) Wow--you guys really take this "not-for-profit" thing seriously!
3) Cool! I'd had it up to here with our air-conditioned, indoor bathrooms. A little too cozy for my tastes! And please don't insult us by continuing to supply that silly ol' toilet paper...
4) SURVIVOR: [insert name of company]!!!
5) Should we be preparing to move our desks into our cars anytime soon?
6) Could be worse. Could be diapers.
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