Birthday Card from an Alcoholic

Old 07-31-2015, 10:13 AM
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Birthday Card from an Alcoholic

On this birthday, I didn't receive a card in the mail, nor any gift. I got this instead (just kidding, but thought you all might be entertained):

Dear Friend
On this anniversary of your birth, we are pleased to let you know that any gift you might have gotten from us has been donated instead to the
The society is proud to continue its philanthropic work of supporting large sporting events and helping America drink responsibly.

Actually, I did get an email from my mate wishing me a happy birthday. I feel really lucky to get that.....
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:31 AM
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Very tongue in cheek, luckily it was pretty tame, and at least cheered me up

Thanks for sharing!!
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:42 AM
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