latest con attempt
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Okay, so there's this Oreo that has double the usual amount of frosting in the middle. Who wants all that frosting if you still have the same ORIGINAL size cookie? Hey, what does this have to do with cookies anyway? I thought we were discussing engraved shot glasses vs. paper cups w/names in magic marker for wedding gifts!
Wipe your paws elsewhere!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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"Who the heck wants to eat all that frosting?"
WAAAATTTT? I do. Doesn't everyone? Heck, I came up with the idea of cookies and cream ice cream ions ago. Just should have patented it. Would have been a millionaire by now. But nooooo, I just sat there quietly crumbling Oreos on top of my vanilla ice cream by the tubful, mixing it up with a spoon, then eating it all by my lonesome in front of the TV, late at night, watching reruns of The Twilight Zone.
How many other culinary delights have you denied yourself? Mint Oreos? Reversed Oreos? Peanut Butter Oreos? Dulce De Leche Oreos? Chocolate Dipped Oreos? Bite-Sized Oreos? (Have I left any out?) Come on, girlfriend, have you even tried those? If not, you need to get out of the house more!
WAAAATTTT? I do. Doesn't everyone? Heck, I came up with the idea of cookies and cream ice cream ions ago. Just should have patented it. Would have been a millionaire by now. But nooooo, I just sat there quietly crumbling Oreos on top of my vanilla ice cream by the tubful, mixing it up with a spoon, then eating it all by my lonesome in front of the TV, late at night, watching reruns of The Twilight Zone.
How many other culinary delights have you denied yourself? Mint Oreos? Reversed Oreos? Peanut Butter Oreos? Dulce De Leche Oreos? Chocolate Dipped Oreos? Bite-Sized Oreos? (Have I left any out?) Come on, girlfriend, have you even tried those? If not, you need to get out of the house more!
let it grow!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: USA
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i remember how i felt EACH TIME my ex alcoholic got remarried - sorry for the girl and in when there were children involved - horror stricken for them. my ex died last august and i attended his funeral with his and my daughter. his current wife/girlfriend/fiance (whatever) spent about a half hour apoligizing to ME for HIM. i felt so sorry for her...i hope she's found alanon.
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