zoe

My question is why????
Why do I need to be the one to

1. Clean the puke off the floor,couch,bed.
2. Vacuum the hair up (I'm not the one looseing it)
3. Get up when he gets up.
4. Make sure he has three meals a day prepared by me.
5. Make sure there is always something to drink when he gets thirsty.
6. Clean the furniture when he comes in all greasy and dirty and sits on it.
7. Run his bath water.
8. Take care of him when he is sick.
9. Yell at him not to pee in the front yard where all the neighbors can see. Go in the woods behind the house.
10.Make all the major decision by myself.
11.Tell him they are just kids, don't be so rough.
12.Clean up his stuff in the living room and bedroom. I didn't put it there.

Why does he feel the need to start talking to me while I am on the phone?
Why do I need to go get him a snack when my favorite show comes on?
Why do I have to drive him to the doctor when he needs to go?

I do all these things because he loves me and he shows me on a daily basis how much. No he is not perfect. None of us are. We all need something. Some more than others.
He can make me smile when I am not having a good day.
He can always distract me when I need it the most.
He is a good snuggler.
When I ask him to bring me something he usually does.

Yep that's my dog and I love him!!!!
Zoe

JessicaNAJ

Awwww - that was too cute!!

pmaslan

too funny...thanks for calling your post to my attention...I needed a good laugh right about now.....
Love, Patty

Petunia

Good one Zoe - definitely started to wind me up... Thanks for sharing

zoe

So why do I need the A in my life?
UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
No batteries required and I'm not afraid of getting shocked if I want to have some fun in the shower.
And no I'm not talking about the dog. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

queenofthehwy

Zoe,

That was too funny!!! I was thinking ditch the guy already!!

Mindi

Rose56

Zoe, you started my day with a bang!! Too funny how much like a dog they are - you got me too! Fantastic!!!!

FaithChaser

Multiply that times four (2 labs, 1 Old English Sheepdog, 1 parrot) and that's my life LOL I LOVED THAT ZOE! Thanks!

Somedays I honestly get angry at my dogs! Sheepdog snuck downstairs after I'd fallen asleep and I hear a big BANG! He's gotten into something... They do show me they love me everyday.

Hugs!
~FaithChaser

bluester

Zoe,this is good.

Zoey

Zoe.....Just wonderful. Dogs are sooo wonderful. but sure sounds like the A's, is that why we got hooked.???
Makes me wonder, did we all have Dogs for pets as childern. ???

FormerDoormat

I have five children (1 human and 4 canine).

LovingMom

This is just toooo funny. Thank you for the smile today.

nocellphone

...of course, I have yet to see any of the alcoholics in my life drink from the toilet .

But then, I do know some addicts who've used NYC puddle water to shoot up heroin.

I guess it all balances out in the end...

gabigoo

Thank you so much for posting this... I got such a laugh from it! Scary huh?

newbeginings

Who was it that said, "the more people I meet, the more I like my dog"?

Good one, had me going there for a while.

a dog lover

TinyVoice

OMG....I was SOOO relating to this (except my A used to pee in the SIDE yard LOL) and i was ready to let you HAVE it for putting up with all this crap!! LOL

You really got me good!! I'm still laughing.

Two lovely canines here!! Love my doggies!!! THey are at my feet as I type at this very moment.

Chy

Love it!

Aquiana

Hee hee. That was too funny. I was thinking, "Man, this guy's a piece of work." lol No dogs here yet, yards to small but I have a very spoiled little kitty. He gets along surprisingly well with the Abf.... hmmm...