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Old 01-23-2018, 01:21 PM
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An Alcoholic Fell Down A Hole

Not sure who wrote this but thought I would share!


A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out. A businessman went by. The drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money and told him get yourself a ladder. But the drunk could not find a ladder in this hole he was in.

A doctor walked by. The drunk said, "Help, I can't get out." The doctor gave him drugs and said, "Take this, it will relieve the pain." The drunk said thanks, but when the pills ran out, he was still in the hole.

A renowned psychiatrist rode by and heard the drunks cries for help. He stopped and said, "How did you get there? Were you born there? Were you put there by your parents? Tell me about yourself, it will alleviate your sense of loneliness." So the drunk talked with him for an hour, then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he said he'd be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was still in his hole.

A priest came by and the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a Bible and said I'll say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees and prayed for the drunk, then left. The drunk was very grateful, he read the Bible, but he was still stuck in that hole.

A recovering alcoholic happened to be passing by. The drunk cried out, "Hey, help me, I'm stuck in this hole." Right away, the recovering alcoholic jumped in the hole with him. The drunk said, "What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here." But the recovering alcoholic said, "It's okay, I've been here before, I know how to get out."
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Old 01-23-2018, 03:22 PM
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Thanks for that InAPickle - I've read it before but its still powerful.
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I heard this before so so true special bond we all share
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First time I heard that was in the rooms of AA. And yeah, it still resonates with me.
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:01 PM
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and the story about the alcoholic in the boat with out a paddle and he got two oars from heaven then was mad because he wanted a helicopter
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This is the first time I’ve read this, thank you.
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Old 01-24-2018, 07:33 PM
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This was a great read - thanks for sharing.
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