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Um..... has Tom Cruise found a new career as an addiction researcher now? 
*note: bold comments in parentheses are mine
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Spiritual research exposes true causes of addictions and their treatment
MELBOURNE, Nov.8 /Medianet International-AsiaNet/ --
The Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SSRF) states that 96% of the root causes of any type of addiction are actually in the spiritual realm, caused due to possession by an entity.
SSRF, based in Melbourne, Australia has recently published breakthrough research about the causes of addictions. The organization conducts spiritual research which includes the spiritual realm, along with physical and psychological factors in determining the causative factors behind problems in life.
By spiritual realm, SSRF means the realm of heaven, hell, netherworld etc. which cannot be analyzed by conventional research methodologies. It maintains that spiritual research can only be conducted by the use of an advanced sixth sense (ESP) and is more holistic than conventional research methodologies.
Highlights of the spiritual research undertaken in addictions are:
· 96% of all types of addictions are primarily caused due to possession by either ghosts or our departed ancestors.
(Damn you, Great-Grandma! Damn you and your love of crack!!!)
· In contrast, a total of only 4% is attributed to physical and psychological factors. This includes physical reasons such as a person's intense liking for a certain substance or psychological reasons such as anxiety, depression etc.
("No, I'm not an addict. I just really, really, really like snorting drain cleaner.")
· Seemingly addictive substances such as nicotine and heroin account for only 0.75% and 3% of the reason respectively as to why people are addicted.
("Seemingly" addictive?!? Let's tie down the researchers, shoot 'em up, and see what "seems" to happen then...)
· As the root cause is possession by some entity in the spiritual realm, the treatment of addiction is most efficient only when using spiritual healing remedies. This is also the reason why historically there have been low success rates with treatment of addictions.
· SSRF recommends a cost-free three step spiritual treatment program, which will ensure higher success rates of quitting the addictive habit if carried out meticulously .
(Hey, that's nine less steps! Finally, an easier, softer way!)
"The major benefit of the three step spiritual treatment program for addictions is that there are minimal withdrawal symptoms unlike what addicts experience when undergoing conventional treatments", says Sean Clarke, editor of the SSRF website. "We have had a 100% success rate over dozens of cases over a wide range of addictions from alcohol, to cigarettes, to drugs."
SSRF maintains that while the treatment will definitely work on any type of addiction, an important factor that is a prerequisite to the treatment is the person's desire to kick the habit.
("Yup, this would surely work for me. Sounds good! Now, if only I wanted to stop, but I soooooo enjoy my life of prostitutes, crack and deep, intense, paralyzing shame.")
More details about the research can be found at
www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/addictions
*note: bold comments in parentheses are mine
PRESS RELEASE
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Spiritual research exposes true causes of addictions and their treatment
MELBOURNE, Nov.8 /Medianet International-AsiaNet/ --
The Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SSRF) states that 96% of the root causes of any type of addiction are actually in the spiritual realm, caused due to possession by an entity.
SSRF, based in Melbourne, Australia has recently published breakthrough research about the causes of addictions. The organization conducts spiritual research which includes the spiritual realm, along with physical and psychological factors in determining the causative factors behind problems in life.
By spiritual realm, SSRF means the realm of heaven, hell, netherworld etc. which cannot be analyzed by conventional research methodologies. It maintains that spiritual research can only be conducted by the use of an advanced sixth sense (ESP) and is more holistic than conventional research methodologies.
Highlights of the spiritual research undertaken in addictions are:
· 96% of all types of addictions are primarily caused due to possession by either ghosts or our departed ancestors.
(Damn you, Great-Grandma! Damn you and your love of crack!!!)
· In contrast, a total of only 4% is attributed to physical and psychological factors. This includes physical reasons such as a person's intense liking for a certain substance or psychological reasons such as anxiety, depression etc.
("No, I'm not an addict. I just really, really, really like snorting drain cleaner.")
· Seemingly addictive substances such as nicotine and heroin account for only 0.75% and 3% of the reason respectively as to why people are addicted.
("Seemingly" addictive?!? Let's tie down the researchers, shoot 'em up, and see what "seems" to happen then...)
· As the root cause is possession by some entity in the spiritual realm, the treatment of addiction is most efficient only when using spiritual healing remedies. This is also the reason why historically there have been low success rates with treatment of addictions.
· SSRF recommends a cost-free three step spiritual treatment program, which will ensure higher success rates of quitting the addictive habit if carried out meticulously .
(Hey, that's nine less steps! Finally, an easier, softer way!)
"The major benefit of the three step spiritual treatment program for addictions is that there are minimal withdrawal symptoms unlike what addicts experience when undergoing conventional treatments", says Sean Clarke, editor of the SSRF website. "We have had a 100% success rate over dozens of cases over a wide range of addictions from alcohol, to cigarettes, to drugs."
SSRF maintains that while the treatment will definitely work on any type of addiction, an important factor that is a prerequisite to the treatment is the person's desire to kick the habit.
("Yup, this would surely work for me. Sounds good! Now, if only I wanted to stop, but I soooooo enjoy my life of prostitutes, crack and deep, intense, paralyzing shame.")
More details about the research can be found at
www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/addictions
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Well I thought my drinking was insane it turns my drinking is caused by ghost!!!
Why not call "The Ghost Busters!"
Did you read the "Cure"? Do a search on "Spiritual Science Research Foundation", it is good for a laugh, oh yea and do not forget about drinking your salt water while you are chanting away those nasty ghost causing your addicition.
Why not call "The Ghost Busters!"
Is it really that different from mainstream treatment?
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Wow, so how does Cruise fit into this?
What a wild view. I am not sure that I have been possessed. Although, maybe my ancestors were hiding in the bottle when I drank it.
So anyone got an English translation on the chants/prayers? Gee 972, wonder if that is significant to something... maybe 972 ancestors ago there was a wacko that decided to possess all of his/her descendants!
LMAO
Levi
What a wild view. I am not sure that I have been possessed. Although, maybe my ancestors were hiding in the bottle when I drank it.
So anyone got an English translation on the chants/prayers? Gee 972, wonder if that is significant to something... maybe 972 ancestors ago there was a wacko that decided to possess all of his/her descendants!
LMAO
Levi
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Originally Posted by doorknob 
Is it really that different from mainstream treatment?
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Originally Posted by leviathon
Wow, so how does Cruise fit into this?
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Hey whatever works. I know it would not work for me. Sounds like they know about as much about addiction as my dog Butch. Although I did see a ghost once when I was smoking crack. It said (ghost) go ahead and have some more it want hurt you and I believed it. There is no quick fix or magic cure that I know of. Love and Respect
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