Lovestoomuch

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 Lbs. fully inflated & it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

lightseeker

Loves -

these are sooooooo funny. I think that we should all listen out tomorrow for more to add to the list - see ya tomorrow night!

Donna

marle

Kris, As always, thanks for the laugh. You have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hugs, Marle

WLDKATZ

would you just shove that in there please!!!!!!!!


mom screaming at squeemish sister every year to stuff the bird

Elana

Dang.. good to see YOU back! Been awhile..
This is good tho the "wihizzinator" was truly a classic.....

Happy Thanksgiving to you, your family and you puppy dog too!

pjbs55

Thanks Kris, The laugh was great. Hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.


Just shove it in ......

finallyout

Kris, that is awesome, thanks for the laugh. Have a good one tommorrow.

greeteachday

Toooo funny. I was trying to think of something to add, but my brain is fried. So I'll just say have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I'll be on the alert for another gem tomorrow. Hugs

bookmiser

((((((((Kris))))))))))



This joke has nothing to do with Thanksgiving....well, maybe it does. roflmao





Resimay


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.





Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

Lobo

Yuk........I hate reaching in and grabbing those giblets. Everytime I do someone in my family says, "Is it a boy or a girl?"

You made my day Loves.

Happy T-day, Lo

Lovestoomuch

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! If it's a hot guy in his underwear I believe that's reason to give thanks.

lightseeker

Nice.......I'd do spell check for that hunk too!

I told you I'd be back........today I heard:

It's hanging down - just cut it off

That's the best thing I ever put in my mouth

My stomach's so big I look like I'm nine months pregnant

You forgot to do what?

...hope that you and everyone else had a great T'giving! Donna

Lovestoomuch

Those are REALLY good!! LOL No one would allow me anywhere near the kitchen.........don't understand why........so I didn't get anything to add to the list..... but those are really REALLY funny!! :mock I especially like the second one LOL!!!