Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto!
The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Why the heck not?
L'Chaim!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto!
The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Why the heck not?
L'Chaim!
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hey fo' real a drop of hot sauce on the tongue really does help to lesson depression. I think hot sauce is why Mexicans and Asians seem happier to me. They all love hot sauce. Well not all but, many of them do, I have been around a lot of their cooking that's for sure.
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LOL
Splendra i was actually thinking about you today when i went out to lunch with a friend and i ordered some "Macho Nachos" and forgot to have them leave off the Jalopenos!! I ate one with a chip and that was plenty for me...my mouth was burning for at least a half hour after!!
But ya know what????!!! I was in a pretty dosh-garn good mood today too!!!!
hummmmm.....
Splendra i was actually thinking about you today when i went out to lunch with a friend and i ordered some "Macho Nachos" and forgot to have them leave off the Jalopenos!! I ate one with a chip and that was plenty for me...my mouth was burning for at least a half hour after!!
But ya know what????!!! I was in a pretty dosh-garn good mood today too!!!!
hummmmm.....
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