Wonkydonkeys Heroic Return Thread
 

Due to public demand I've returned!

Some of your messages have been very touching, some have been heart warming and some have been downright filthy (thanks nands).

I'm back with a very simple mission, to aid a certain Pixy in staying off the booze. She needs all your support not just a heroic donkey!

Admit it, you missed me!

So come on form an orderly line and have a pull on the tail!

When i say pull, I mean gentle adult consensual pulling, not just trying to pull the bloody thing off (NANDS!)

Big Love from the Mule

x

omg....i had a nitemare...woke me up after only 2 hours sleep.....and i haven't even had coffee yet.....

And i wake up to this!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time i didn't even pull that hard .... it just sorta came off all by it'self, but i'll pin it back on and you'll be right as rain :)

pixie....don't say i've beat you waking up this morning....

rise and shine sobriety awaits you :)

"didn't pull that hard"

Yeah really

I've still got stretch marks on it

thats cause you're out of shape hon ;)

oh...just so you are for warned wonk....this thread will majically move to the newcomers section sometime today.....

and don't fuss and btch ok....we already went through that with fizzy....

just post like mad so we get to 500 posts then it can stay here

PIXIE!!!!!!! :tapping:tapping

(we've upgraded since you left)

:lmao

Don't kid yourself Wonky you missed us just as much as we missed you ;)

And it's a joint mission :ghug3

Yes Nands you were up and on line before me! you mad woman! don't you ever sleep?

I'm mental....what can i say...


plus I'm quite sure i will be drifting off shortly....after all you have all threatened my life if i sleep through the womens coffee this morning er...sorry your afternoon right????

God...timezones sck......

Um I suppose I missed you a little bit ?

Hope you are as full of it as you used to be ;)

Allport, i'm hardly gonna change a winning formula now am I?

Looking forward to the football? :)

Out of shape?

You're having a laugh

I'm a finely tuned mule sex god

It just was never meant to stretch that much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just hope it grew back longer ;)

ok..i've gotta drift for a cople of hours or i'll be asleep when the geek squad shows up to network me.

then i'll be double 23" monitors and there will be no stoping me...


pixie....I want next week off too...well it's sorta like i do...boss is gone till june 1 :)

I'm about to paint a fence

Wish me luck kids!

There's gonna be whole lot of paint on the mule

Nands trying to single handedly Jeql me wasn't cool

:)

google it

:)

BOOOOOOOOOOYA!

I have a hundred and one things to do today.

Off to my sisters shortly for a very quick visit then off to the garden centre to buy some grow bags. This exciting life just gets better and better ;)

Nands you need to monitor those two, they are talking football!! Not being a tell tail but Wonky started it

Did you have to mention the football :(

On the bright side I can look forward to kicking your donkey arse next year :)

MMM....enxtends, embedds, faster execution.....my kind of "soft" ware...

I love google it is so informative :)

now really ... nap time :)

err

fail

Hi Wonk. :)

Alright stoney how you doing?

So come on give me an update on how everyone is where everyone is?

LB, Timmy (did he ever come back?) etc

Actually I meant not Jelq not Jeql

But hey ho, you weren't far off the mark anyway!! ;-)

Pixy no boozin at your sisters!

Painting fences is gash, I need a chinese dude giving me words of wisdom like in Karate kid

Actually i'd probably just slap him

I hate painting so much

Ally, look on the bright side...hopefully Newcastle will go down as well

Sunderland or Newcastle to be relegated with us lol choices choices.

Knowing my luck it will be bloody Hull :(

Lets just hope its newcastle! :)

Stoney went to the dark side........(reference serious thread)

LB rode off into the sunset with one of the roman soldiers on her horse :(
(I here he turned back into a toad after the wedding, but it was too late then)

jiggy is....well.....jiggy.......off on a lark again....last i heard he was locked in a shed on an allotment and there was some talk of an empty bottle of port with a muse in it...

Timmy and Wibbles left to go to an AA meeting and were last seen at a pub....wenches were involved.

Wonkey! Didnt they tell you not to lean against the fence till it dried!
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...onkeyZebra.jpg

Pixie :tapping:tapping:tapping

check in time

Im here :)

I got the grow bags, have to go help the kids plant their tomatos now.

I'm in one heck of a mood, very snappy and emotional. I have to remind myself that I'm still getting used my emotions since coming off the tablets.

I don't want to feel like this ever again :(

Anyway on a lighter note Rangers won so it's a happy house (for the male's that is)

Have a quick tip run to do then I will be back for chat, theres no stopping me :danse1b:

pixie just let the emotions flow...truth is you will bounce through them rather rapidly if you dont hang on to them....

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/o...x/Bouncing.gif

wonkey..they moved you....and you didn't think there was a higher power :)

ok...so i just look out and someone is mowing my lawn....i hope it isn't the city...hope its the guy my mom called, but they were supose to get an extimate ....hope it isn't a neighbor :(

i feel out of control....

Why would a random person come and mow your lawn? nands its a whole different world over there wow

No idea who you are, but welcome back all the same :)

Hi Wonkey,
I missed you. What are you up to? Did not see you around and I even started a thread called "anyone seen wonkeydonkey?" No response. Hope you are well.

Could be for a couple of reasons pix

1. They are mental

2. They are getting paid to do it

There is a third option involving doing a good deed for a "older" person but i'm not going to mention that because i'd be dead if I did

No idea who you are either but if thats your photo we should be friends

:)