Just footy Nands don't worry about it :)

pfffffttttt!

See football gets a mention and you all run away!!

Wonky,

I'm glad to see you and glad you're back.

Love,

Lenina

Football? nooo...

Go Nuggets!

lol.

See everyone loves football!

:)

Burnley is a town in a England with a football team that just beat the most hated club in English football (sheffield united)

I was somewhat "chuffed" :)

So whats going on? I'm still getting paint off me after the "fence" incident

Whats a nugget? :c033:

I can't help but feel this thread would be better off in the daily support doodar

Can you imagine...some poor soul discovers SR and the first thread they land on is by a psycho donkey talking about painting a fence and football

Come on Nands, move it. You have that sort of power now. Come on... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

If you don't i'm just gonna get more random

I've been very lucky through my career to have travelled all around the world many times (I'm somewhat of an International Ass)

Through my travels I have discovered there are only 2 things which are constants in human existence.

1. People who are mental (mentalists)

2. Pigeons

So my question is this...

Are there places without pigeons? (Apart from the Arctic...)

And are there places without mentalists?

Lets be clear here, when I say mentalists I don't mean people who speak to the dead or read minds or tarot cards etc etc

I'm talking about fookin nutters who shout at buses as they go past

Wonkey! I got that turpintine bath ready, but you were suppose to hop in it not drink it......I know the shops were closed yesteday but really....drinking turpintine thats just plain rude

In Scotland, a nugget means "idiot" in it's purest term. You can use nugget in both an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Whit u lookin at, ya ****** nugget"

Friendly: "Aw, dinnae be a nugget man, lets gan get some drink"
(in scotland every word relates back to drinking :) )

So far, no pigeons have been found at the bottom of the ocean....no mentalists either, but then you havent been there yet have you :)



er....wonky....ever heard of that saying..."where ever you go, there you are"

Thus no...there are no places you can go to without mentalists. :)

You've been spending way too much time with Fizzy

Err.. move my thread?
:)

Actually i'm a qualified Scuba diving instructor so yes I have been to the bottom of the ocean

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!

A jack a$$ of all trades??????:c032:

i'm working on it hon....if figure it'll take about 10 days for me to accomplish that....er..provided the current posting rate is maintained :)

:c032:

the smileys fook up my machine...so i have limited resources :(

And masturbator of none?

Fook me, i've just had my lunch. I may have overdone the protein...

I'm getting the meat sweats

ok...this is it! I'm sick of this!!!!!:scared:


I just bought these friggin shorts 2 weeks ago and they fit!!!!!!!

after a 2 week diet of candybars, chips and cookies......

argh!!!!!!!! must go change to something else:c004:

sorry wonk...had to get that out :thanks

You're mardy because your shorts fit?

Please go easy on the slang Wonk, Nands is not paying me enough to translate all day :)

urban dictiionary is better anyway ally :P

i'm all up to snuff on mardy now


are you calling me a sulky little child wonk...a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think!

Thats not very nice to Ally is it?

"Urban Dictionary is way better"

Why didn't you just say "Get bent you're rubbish"

You might think you look tubby this morning because of "short-gate" but there's no need to be arsey with Allport

Oh great just cast me aside when you find something more accurate :(

That hurts :cries:

I think we need a public apology

Just because she tried to make you believe "Chuffnut" meant a "pleased oily fruit of a plant" doesn't make her wrong.

I thought a Nugget was a chewy sweet!

Wonky whats wrong with the dead talking, tarot reading mentalists??

Thats discrimination that is :tapping

Wish my shorts fitted :(

Ally these two have work to do. Lets go and chat when I get back from B&Q ;)

Am I helping towards the move of this thread or what :dancer5:

changed shorts...they fit now :)

:c023: there now will everyone get off my arse!

I'ts 8:16 and i haven't left yet....

Soo pix....your still sober? Is wonkey style recovery working for you???

Alley...no more complaining that sobriety is boring ok

ok ok ...i'm off to work...er...unless i get distracted again :(

Wonky's style is just great, it works for me ;)

Nands I can't say to much 1. you will be even later for work and 2. you know how that ego of his gets the better of him!