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HeavyJ 06-30-2008 02:13 PM

Yeah! I'm cheering for the crabs now! Go crabs, Run, or crawl, or creep along, what ever you do, just don't look back, find the nearest lake or pond and be free!!!

Heavy

FizzyWater 06-30-2008 02:40 PM

They've maybe run off to get married and will come back after the honeymoon.

You'll maybe have lots of baby crabs as a wee suprise.

tommyk 06-30-2008 02:51 PM

Don't leave any Quell lotion around.

;)

Klynn33 06-30-2008 03:30 PM

this is insane........how far could the little buggers go??
they're probably right behind you all the time laughing at you..........lol

they're the best hide and seek players EVER!!!!!!!:)

RK2007 06-30-2008 03:54 PM

I have an idea. Leave all the doors inside your house open, but keep the doors leading outside closed so they can't escape the house. Then set up a make-shift beach in your sitting room in front of the TV - if you have a DVD with loads of beach scenes and sound effects then you're on to a winner. :D

Then put some blankets and a picnic on the floor and just fall asleep on the floor (with your beach DVD playing in a loop) dressed for the beach, leaving your bare feet exposed.

You'll wake up in the morning and I can almost guarantee, they'll be there - clinging to your toes. :biggthump

lilbit 06-30-2008 04:30 PM

I dunno if the beach blanket deal is gonna work...I know what those things are thinking (yes...I'm now the Hermit Crab Whispererrr) "Go ahead lady...look all ya want! We ain't going back into THAT cage until those kids leave for college!"
Can't really blame 'em.

Jules62 06-30-2008 05:19 PM

I'm sorry you still can't find them-but I have to say this is such a hilarious thread!Thanks for the laughs and I do hope they show up eventually.Preferably alive :)

Ananda 06-30-2008 08:06 PM

so how long can they live without sea water? and how long can they live without food? I've grown attached to the tykes.....:confused:

Impurrfect 07-01-2008 03:37 AM

I, too, love coming to this thread to get a laugh...thanks!

lilbit 07-01-2008 02:52 PM

I just "deep cleaned" the girls room...no crabs.
They just need a high humidity...a lil water...and I guess...whatever the kids throw on the floor (as food).
I think by NOT finding them...my mother-in-law has MORE ammo...like the damn things can survive in my house THIS LONG!!!
Geesh...
Oh..here's the funny part...my huzband just informed me there were actually FOUR of 'em!
Now I look really bad...

lilbit 07-02-2008 01:06 PM

I Found Sponge Bob!
 
Putting down a new linoleum floor...and there...behind the water cooler...THERE HE WAS!:lmao

suki44883 07-02-2008 01:10 PM

YAY! What about the other one?

HeavyJ 07-02-2008 01:16 PM

I love it !

Set him free, don't put him back in jail. Just cut the linoleum around him....

suki44883 07-02-2008 01:22 PM

LOL @ heavyj!

Ananda 07-02-2008 01:24 PM

don't you mean the other 3????? I hope he was still alive!!!! maybe they had babies while they were loose!!!!!

Impurrfect 07-02-2008 01:46 PM

One down, 3 to go? Glad you found one of them!

tommyk 07-02-2008 03:34 PM

Okay, fess up... who here has the crabs?

Impurrfect 07-02-2008 03:44 PM

Not me...my cats would think they were a treat!

So, is spongebob back in custody?

Klynn33 07-02-2008 06:12 PM

LOL

of course........was probably dying of thirst, what a better place to be than by the water cooler.

smart little thing.........:)

adore79 07-02-2008 06:15 PM

LOL lilbit, you know turtles are slower, and are easier to find. :)


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