Whiners Anonymous Part 21
 

The last part:

http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...t-20-a-20.html

I have heart burn so damn bad I have only been able to eat once today think I am going to bed early! wahoooooooooooooo I am one

whoever evented carpet should be boiled alive in oil


and the problem with vacum cleaners isn't that they suck, but that they don't :c004:

katz'y http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1...00aa261ni1.jpg

jerz, one of the room gals is a scout leader, and she put on a Thin Mint Cookie Outfit, and went wander'n the streets of downtown!

sales increased!

otw to the hospital...............whaooooooooooooooo for perferated ulcers..........

Sorry I just got this, Jersey this so reminded me of you...............LOL
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bi!c!es.'


I love ya........lol


Love and hugs,
Pamm

My whine....this is part 21 so I'll have to read the end of part 20 to catch up!!!
:c009: everyone


urh...just went on part 20 and there's nothing to catch up on :lmao..Whiners where are all the whines???

spressy give it a few seconds spressy!

i listed a computer and a monitor on craigslist yesterday...

simple egh?

NOT!

had every idiot in the world asking if i would sell just the monitor?, would you sell just the computer?

i'll give you $$$ for it!

i'm coming at so and so time...

my wife will kill me if i bring another computer home!

and it goes on and on!

last night, a nice older couple came over, on time, and bought it for my asking price...

sheesh!

and i whine about ebay! :lmao

That was an awesome joke Pamm. I'm going to copy that one and email if its okay. Thanks for the early morning laugh. :)

No whines "yet." ;)

No whines here either. I'm just glad it's not raining today!

I am 55 years old. I hate getting older but I am glad my level of health is great for my age.

woke up to dogs trying to get killed this am, they got into the babies clothes ( stacked on top of my dresser) so they could play tug of war with the head bands....Edward lost his ever loving mind!

Rusty...surely you're not suggesting that I...? No way!!!

I have to post at least three times to total the 500 for WA 20:

#1

Sure sounds like me, Pamm...somebody been reading my email?

#2

Off to a slow start? Early yet!

#3

Ha!!! Make the best of it, Fub!!! I was still working, driving, sexually active, had a decent figure, and sober!!! If I knew then what I know now, maybe I wouldn't have wound up in a wheelchair!!!

#3 1/2

The weather here has been wonderful and my electric bill is low because the AC is turned off and the windows are open...but....I just need to know, and must ask:

Where does all this &^%$ dust and dirt come from???? :crypig

Thank you for letting me share. :)

Jerz....:lmao

cant wake up..................ugh have a lot to do but just cant

Through the open windows?

MMMMmmmm....

I think from the earth Midge...

It's blowing like crap here too. And I have to go out innit again!

AaaaChooo!

Thank you for letting me share too.

:lmao

Does anyone have any Windex? I logged back in and my computer screen is smudged. :lmao

KK does! lol

Go ask her in Bottoms...I think it's only on Windex Fridays tho'...

screw windex it is time for vinager and water people, spring cleaning time again

katz'y you slay me katz'y!

fube, you have a year on me!

slow down, and i'll catch up!

ment washing windows unk..............I get to do mine tomarrow, for tonight I am truely trying to kill myself, eatting a piece of Carrott cake before bed.......not suppose to add nuts to the ulcer thingy, but it tastes so damn good plus I told doc, it has veggies in it, should of seen the look I got.........LOL

with this I say good night now I GGP cuse of my sister in law!!!!!



A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth..!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11.. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you..
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
2 5. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.. And they need a laugh, too!

Remember! A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too.

my 5 year old will be the death of my sanity i think
:c004:
not angry just sad all the time when it comes to him an imkm too lazy to search a sad face so this one will do

I am pissed off that i spent my early thirties hanging round bars and casinos with punk ass bitches who looked up to me cos i had lots of cash and could drink hard, surrounded by dumb ass women who aren't worth a toss, to end up at 38 in May working with 30 year old professional women who lead 'normal' lives and are top notch. How the **** did i get it so wrong?! Lol man i would go back in time and smash my 30 year old head against a brick wall until i got it! I can honestly say my last 7 years would have been better done in prison, there is absolutely no difference and i got nothing whatsoever of value out of them...apart from 2 cats, and an exgf who is my best friend, and a couple of good friends, good work experience...but APART from that....oh lol ive had my moan...

Woke up too early with a bad headache!:c004: