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Originally Posted by cmc
(Post 2142048)
The weather here has been wonderful and my electric bill is low because the AC is turned off and the windows are open...but....I just need to know, and must ask: Where does all this &^%$ dust and dirt come from???? :crypig Thank you for letting me share. :) I think from the earth Midge... It's blowing like crap here too. And I have to go out innit again! AaaaChooo! Thank you for letting me share too. :lmao |
Does anyone have any Windex? I logged back in and my computer screen is smudged. :lmao |
KK does! lol Go ask her in Bottoms...I think it's only on Windex Fridays tho'... |
screw windex it is time for vinager and water people, spring cleaning time again |
katz'y it is time for vinager and water people fube, you have a year on me! slow down, and i'll catch up! |
ment washing windows unk..............I get to do mine tomarrow, for tonight I am truely trying to kill myself, eatting a piece of Carrott cake before bed.......not suppose to add nuts to the ulcer thingy, but it tastes so damn good plus I told doc, it has veggies in it, should of seen the look I got.........LOL |
with this I say good night now I GGP cuse of my sister in law!!!!! A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth..!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9 Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11.. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 2 5. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. < B> SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it.. And they need a laugh, too! Remember! A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too. |
my 5 year old will be the death of my sanity i think :c004: not angry just sad all the time when it comes to him an imkm too lazy to search a sad face so this one will do |
I am pissed off that i spent my early thirties hanging round bars and casinos with punk ass bitches who looked up to me cos i had lots of cash and could drink hard, surrounded by dumb ass women who aren't worth a toss, to end up at 38 in May working with 30 year old professional women who lead 'normal' lives and are top notch. How the **** did i get it so wrong?! Lol man i would go back in time and smash my 30 year old head against a brick wall until i got it! I can honestly say my last 7 years would have been better done in prison, there is absolutely no difference and i got nothing whatsoever of value out of them...apart from 2 cats, and an exgf who is my best friend, and a couple of good friends, good work experience...but APART from that....oh lol ive had my moan... |
Woke up too early with a bad headache!:c004: |
yeahg oh lol ive had my moan... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ns/Rant-On.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...s/Rant-Off.gif |
niks, try not to allow the kid to get to ya! you have that option now... |
In less than a month I will be 56 and I will be celebrating my birthday sans beer. I wish I could drink moderately like most people but I know that I can't and that is my whine for today. That I can't drink without binging. |
Painting all day today. Boring and tedious. It will cover me by the end of the day. I love it when you get in your hair and it doesn't come out. Oh yeah and I am going to use a sprayer so I will have to.........[:C023:] |
Originally Posted by WLDKATZ
(Post 2142529)
screw windex it is time for vinager and water people, spring cleaning time again Remember! A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too. my 5 year old will be the death of my sanity i think How the **** did i get it so wrong?! least...sorry about the headache...but, how much worse it would be if you were still drinking!!! my whine for today. That I can't drink without binging. Oh yeah and I am going to use a sprayer so I will have to......... |
My whine: people who decide to leave the forum and write a scathing fault finding indictment of members as their 'goodbye' note. Just go already, and stop with the name calling. Sheesh!:c004: |
My niece just showed up with a St. Patrick's Day carnation corsage that I have to hope will last until next Wednesday, a box of motzah (I have one already, and there's a truckload in the kitchen here), three boxes of Girl Scout cookies (I have two half-eaten boxes I've been working on), a piece of Irish soda bread, some religious medals Sis received in the mail (to be donated to Activities), a four-slice toaster that only has two slots working (to be donated to Activities)! It's times like this I whine and wish they didn't love me quite so much! :c033: |
Fube you can still have a great birthday...and if 60 is the new 40, then you're just a wee babe...:lmao |
Originally Posted by least
(Post 2143201)
My whine: people who decide to leave the forum and write a scathing fault finding indictment of members as their 'goodbye' note. Just go already, and stop with the name calling. Sheesh!:c004: |
yep, american friday is windex day :) |
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