Old 06-08-2003, 06:03 PM
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Hey I like the water on the mattress to make him think he pee peed in the bed!!! LMAO!!! these ideas are hilarious! Does anyone have a snoring husband that is so darn loud that it rattles the roof? Do you put pillows over their face or pinch their nose? Has anyone ever plucked out eyebrows? That is funny. They have no clue what is going on. I've thought about coloring his nipples with permanent markers or coloring his eyebrows in black because he's a blonde. Maybe a red color that would match his fingernails....I wonder if permanent marker would wash off lips?


Having a difficult night and needed a laugh,
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