One time he was in one of those can't move for 2 days states and I accidentally set a box of feather boas on fire. The fire extinguisher, it turned out, was empty. I screamed "fire, fire"... he was well withing earshot, but he only yelled back at me for bothering him. I managed to put the fire out with the extinguisher anyway... I used the butt to beat it out. But as far as "getting him"... boy would that have done it.