Whaddya mean they don't go? I expect, if Dino saw you he would say what he says to me when I am taking a fashion risk. "There aren't too many people who could carry that off." But the slippers are all yours if you want 'em. Um... besides being tall, I have big feet. You might have to put some kleenex in the toes. OR... in the spirit of Little Rebellion you could use the extra room to hide something like... oh... I dunno... ping pong balls. Nobody will know you have ping pong balls in your slippers but you. Little Secrets are Little Rebellions.
What'rya gonna hide in that big ol' snazzy purse?