AH calls while, according to him, he's at work. He doesn't realize I already know he has left work and is partying at his friends place.
AH: Hi, what are you doing?
Me: Nothing. You sound drunk.
AH: No, I'm just working real hard huffing and puffing.
LOL Apparently he thinks he sounds like a hard worker when he's drunk. Or maybe not......
He gets home and out of the blue (I didn't ask or say anything else about his lie) says, "When I called you I was actually in my car on the way home from work smoking pot."
Why stop at one lie?! Not sure why he didn't stick with the "huffing and puffing, working hard" excuse. I mean at that point you may as well tell the truth since you just admitting to addiction stuff in your second lie anyway."
I may start referring to him as H&P. Huffing and puffing.
Quack!