Idea a bit out of leftfield but it maybe crazy enough to work.
Could you look into getting your story turned into a movie or TV miniseries ?
"our plane got busted with 400 lbs of marijuana in it, or he's never had a patient tell him his friend got busted with $1.4 million in cash in his wall. Or a patient tell him that a hockey bag containing 800K in cash in on their living room floor from a brinks truck heist and they don't know what to do with it."
Be worth a shot 👍
I'd watch it.