First off Aspouse I wouldn't come right out and say "I have a list of questions to ask you" duh... I would find out by way of questions and stories I would ask. Which question is scary. The one about him dancing is a joke. They saying goes "if they can't dance they are no good in the sack" As far as chores...that's an inside joke between me and a few other posters.
So your puppies do chores? And dance? They have mental issues? They drink? How in the world are MY questions the same that you would ask your potential owners....and I'm the one that's scary????? hmmmmmm I have a full breed pup and I wasn't a asked any of those questions. Then again......you dont' have to marry a dog or sleep with a dog or carry on a conversation with a dog can you???