Originally Posted by
DiggingForFire 
I thought immediately about when I was like 6 or 7 and when one of us would fall on the playground we’d always say “I *meant* to do that.”
OMG YES! I was thinking the same thing!!! My AH does this "I planned that" or "that was intentional" too!! I do not even know where they come up with half the stuff they say!