FYI, I am no danger to myself or others. Sometimes because of my background I can be rather cavalier about some pretty serious stuff (death). I do not mean to offend.
I undertand gallows humour but gotta be honest - I don't really get the sense you're laughing Jeff.
It reads more like you're in pain and you blurt this stuff out....then backpedal on how serious it is.
But if you're telling me I have no cause to worry then I'm gonna take you at your word - and I'll try and remember that in future.
Hope you have a good week ahead man
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