Omg Palmer dumb proclamations is the perfect way to capture it! I don’t have to deal with it every night and it’s not always because of the drink but I get a lot of sweeping pronouncements about what the kids are or are not doing from my husband. Also, i completely love your description of disrespecting the mingling of fruit and chocolate (and echo your sentiment heartily!).
And thanks NC! I will say there is nothing to admire about my schedule after 8 p.m. at which point I am pretty much a heaping useless mess.
Have a great day everybody!