I'm glad I could get you to laugh Wastinglife.
Unfortunately, the things I have mentioned above are nothing but minor incidents throughout my drinking career. I am however proud of the fact that I have never downloaded the tinder app. I'm still not exactly sure how that works, but I never did do relationships well so that is one thing to be grateful for.
I'm here at work right now and nothing has happened or been said by anyone yet about Saturday nights drunken text messages, so keeping my fingers crossed. The stress of this is ridiculous. Hope for the best and expect the worse, I suppose.