"Voldermort Vodka" - HAHAHAHA! I love that and found it oh so true in my drinking life, up to the very end.
I'm another person who'd wish my life on anyone, and everyone. Everything good that is my life is here because I got sober. Period. And that includes the un-fun stuff that every human on the planet gets to deal with - because I have a clear head, no illusions that i could EVER drink again, and a recovery plan that backdrops my life.