H: (picking up a bottle of bourbon whilst grocery shopping). The last one lasted 5 days. That's really good!!
M: Hmm. (Thinking about how that conveniently leaves out the 1.5 litre of wine bought for cooking that went mostly into H over the course of a night).
Rewind to day after the night of the cooking wine :
H: I checked my ebay today and I seem to have bought an electronic keyboard last night.
M; Oh right. Any particular reason?
H: I guess it seemed a good idea at the time.
(NB. H does not play keys!)
Little while later that day:
H. So i phoned my son to see if he wanted the keyboard.
M: Oh yeah?
H: He said he still has the last one I gave him.
Yep. Exact same thing happened before.
