On the last binge, about a month ago....
(Now realizing I should have just stayed away from him)
He was whining like a child, saying I ( not him) can do things like park the van slightly crooked (in a completely deserted parking lot with lines you can barely see) but if HE did the same thing, he said he would be accused of drinking.
Me: um..... that's because you're an alcoholic.
Him: and you're the fatass
(But he's the overweight one. LOL
I've had 3 babies in 5 years AND lost the weight and am looking quite fantastic. Like..... seriously dude. )