I’ve enjoyed reading these threads the last couple of days! 🤣 it’s so reassuring that I’m not going mad! Here’s a couple of my own
(He had been self declared “sober” for 5 weeks and we have 2 teenagers in the house)
Me “I found an empty bottle of Barbados rum in the recycling!”
AH “I fancied a drink whilst you were away - but I didn’t really enjoy it”
Me “but .. you still finished the whole bottle - it can’t have been that bad?”
AH “you make me feel like I can’t do anything right?! Who else would have drunk rum? Obviously it was me!! You just wanted to criticise me!”
Me “i was worried incase it was (DD17)? She has gotten drunk before with her friend and threw up over her bedclothes. And given the fact you have NEVER drank rum in the 13 years we’ve been married....?”
AH “I just fancied a change. And if I’m honest I wish I hadn’t bothered - you make me feel like I have to walk on egg shells all the time!”
All the while he was ignoring the fact he’d also drunk 4 bottles of Desperados and a bottle of Jim Beam as well. In two days. Oh he didn’t “enjoy” that either... 😏😏😏
QUACKKKK!!!! 🐥🐥