Originally Posted by venuscat

He he :-)

I have one.....and you wouldn't believe where I heard it: Cortana. Yes, really. She pipes up at all times for no reason....we will be in the middle of something and all of a sudden I hear "boop", and my computer has interrupted our music to ask me how she can help me today? Go away please, is usually my response.

Yesterday, when she popped up, I asked her to tell me a joke.
This is what I got:

An autocorrect algorithm walks into a bra.