Is it wrong that I am laughing at these?
My contribution:
Alcoholic ex: I am not an alcoholic. All of my many therapists agree that I drink all the time in order to cope with emotional abuse in my family of origin, not because I have a drinking problem. In fact, people describing me as an alcoholic is actually a form of continuing emotional abuse that causes me stress which I relieve by drinking. People thinking that I'm an alcoholic makes me drink.