Everyone here has tried to make a deal with the devil. Only on weekends, matchsticks, blah blah blah.
Does anyone remember the sitcom "Titus" where he called raising his children the "Titus Method". I remember one episode when he and a friend watched his kid stick a fork in an outlet. Zapp!! Titus said"See, he won't do that again"
With alcohol we all need to be zapped first..